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Old 07-31-2010, 10:35 AM  
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So, my wife's old boyfriend was our waiter today at breakfast...
As we left I told her, "Hey I need to get some gas, you think you could get one of your boyfriends to check the oil when we stop?"
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Old 07-31-2010, 10:37 AM   #2
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As we left I told her, "Hey I need to get some gas, you think you could get one of your boyfriends to check the oil when we stop?"
Guess who is not getting any tonight?
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Old 07-31-2010, 10:45 AM   #3
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Old 07-31-2010, 10:50 AM   #4
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lol, not at all we have been married 12 years today, and just love messin with each other.
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Old 07-31-2010, 11:00 AM   #5
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So you want one of her old boyfriends to pull out the dipstick for ya?
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Old 07-31-2010, 11:01 AM   #6
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Old 07-31-2010, 11:12 AM   #7
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lol, not at all we have been married 12 years today, and just love messin with each other.
Oh good. My wife and I mess with one another and it makes some people uncomfortable. But we're just having fun. The way I originally read your OP, I thought you were being judgmental of the waiter.
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Old 07-31-2010, 11:12 AM   #8
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Old 07-31-2010, 11:14 AM   #9
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This won't be as funny when you spend the afternoon sitting on the toilet...
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Old 07-31-2010, 11:19 AM   #10
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This won't be as funny when you spend the afternoon sitting on the toilet...
Damn, good point that would explain the recent bout of dysentery... I waited tables for years working my way through school. Never mess with the servers, whether they dated your wife or not.
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Old 07-31-2010, 11:25 AM   #11
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We need more information. Was he waiting tables at Denny's, or was it at a really nice restaurant that serves an awesome breakfast and costs $25/person?
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