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11-5, baby
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Roy Williams, Ladies Man
![]() http://deadspin.com/5818531/roy-will...id-not-go-well Football is easy; love is hard. Roy Williams isn't very good at either right now. Williams was dating Miss Texas, as Dallas Cowboys are wont to do. Back in February, a time of year when Cowboys used to be winning rings of their own, Williams purchased one for $76,000. In a Valentine's Day care package to Brooke Daniels, he mailed her the following items: •$5,000 for school and dental bills •a signed baseball for Daniels's brother •a recorded marriage proposal •the ring Who says romance is dead? Daniels did not accept Williams's offer of marriage, though it's unclear whether she turned him down via the US Postal Service. But she refused to return the ring, and six weeks later, told him she had lost it. In response, Williams filed a lawsuit against her and her father. Michael Daniels said in a phone interview Tuesday that although he has documentation that Williams initially told his daughter to keep the ring, he will return it to avoid a lawsuit. Daniels didn't specify when or how the ring would be returned. "He said (to Brooke Daniels), ‘I'm not like a lot of people, I don't want the ring back. You'll eventually come back to me,' and she didn't," Michael Daniels claimed. She's just playing hard to get. Williams needs to mail her some flowers, maybe fax her the lyrics to a Peter Gabriel song, and she'll come back to him in a self-adressed stamped envelope. Last edited by Skyy God; 07-06-2011 at 11:26 AM.. |
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Superbowl MVP
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White She Devil!
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Say hello to my little friend
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Thought he played for the Bengals or some shit.
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I like 'em mustard & biscuits
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I just dig a good love story!
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Supporter
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IF they'd have only let him hit in practice on Hard Knocks, he'd have knocked her out of her panties and into love.
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Wearing ballistic dog goggles.
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But the question is, did she get him to eat the mayonnaise?
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Run Chiefs fans, run!!
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Hahahah that ****, that is too funny though.
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A recorded marriage proposal is better than my wife got. She got, in response to, "Marry me or get out, 5 years is long enough"; "So, wanna get married then?"
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Space Cadet and Aczabel
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Every sice he left KU I have no use for him...
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Dave lane would just make her feel bad about herself until she loved him. Worked hundreds of times.
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Mahomes Dynasty
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I thought he was married to Kelly Rowland from destiny's child. Did they get divorced?
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I wonder if the $5000 in dental bills was to have a "love groove" made in the front of her mouth. No shit, I actually had a patient ask if she could have her front four teeth taken out for that very reason. No, I didn't do it.
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Mudsharks have no shame.
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