Who is the most idiotic person you have ever met?

WebGem · 02-16-2005, 12:39 AM

Share some stories.

|Zach| · 02-16-2005, 12:43 AM

There is a girl in one of my classes that tried to convince me that insurance fraud did not raise insurance premiums.

Taco John · 02-16-2005, 12:46 AM

I knew a guy who liked to karate kick light switches on and off...

02-16-2005, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Taco John

I knew a guy who liked to karate kick light switches on and off...

He was awesome on Walker, Texas Ranger.

I'm pretty much the biggest idiot I've ever me. Swear.

DenverChief · 02-16-2005, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by ZachKC

There is a girl in one of my classes that tried to convince me that insurance fraud did not raise insurance premiums.

Did you tell her that unsafe sex actually prevents the spread of HIV?

Spicy McHaggis · 02-16-2005, 01:03 AM

A girl in one of my classes thought that my Kansas Bar Association legal pad was the official paper for the drinking establishments of the Sunflower State.

teedubya · 02-16-2005, 01:03 AM

its a toss-up between David. and SaulLargeGuy.

KCWolfman · 02-16-2005, 01:34 AM

My ex-wife, seriously.

I was young and liked having a good looking woman from a really wealthy family. I overlooked her lack of ability to hold a coherent conversation and thought I would get used to it. Hell, I thought if I got in the family business I could bear anything.

I was dead wrong.

She thought her car wouldn't start because the key was too cold.

She thought plaster of Paris had to come from France or it didn't work.

She would tip 50% at every restaurant because she couldn't figure 20%, and still needed to write out the equation on paper before giving up the money.

She wouldn't eat cheese or drink milk because she was afraid bacteria would cause a growth in her stomach. She also refused watermelon because the seeds may accidently be ingested and she would have to have the plant remove surgically.

I could go on and on. She was truly the most stupid person I had ever met in my life. Ignorant is okay, ignorant people can learn - she was just stupid.

02-16-2005, 01:39 AM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

My ex-wife, seriously.

There are probably people on ChiefsPlanet who dread reading any thread about ex-wives because I can be found one-upping every story. That's because my ex-wife is incredibly special.

But, in this case I can't compete. Russ, I'm in awe. That bitch is so dumb, I can't even come up with a story about mine that comes close. So I'll leave you with the story about the time she called me a stupid fathead:

Once she called me "Stupid..... FAThead".

KCWolfman · 02-16-2005, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

There are probably people on ChiefsPlanet who dread reading any thread about ex-wives because I can be found one-upping every story. That's because my ex-wife is incredibly special.

But, in this case I can't compete. Russ, I'm in awe. That bitch is so dumb, I can't even come up with a story about mine that comes close. So I'll leave you with the story about the time she called me a stupid fathead:

Once she called me "Stupid..... FAThead".

I do have a fathead. I will have to watch for that.

Phil, she was truly the most idiotic person I had ever met in my life - complete with giggle to get her through most situations. But a family sitting on 4-6 million bucks and 6 furniture stores will make a 19 year old horny kid overlook an awful lot.

02-16-2005, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

I do have a fathead. I will have to watch for that.

Phil, she was truly the most idiotic person I had ever met in my life - complete with giggle to get her through most situations. But a family sitting on 4-6 million bucks and 6 furniture stores will make a 19 year old horny kid overlook an awful lot.

Stop kicking yourself. Mine didn't even have money.

LTownChief · 02-16-2005, 01:44 AM

I used to work with a white, skinny, methed-out dishwasher who tried to rap all the time and hit on all the girls. This guy was incredibly ugly with hardly any teeth. I once walked by him and he was bundling up the trash at work and he said "yo, check out this rhyme:
"I'm taking out this trash,
I'm all wet,
I'm doing dishes!
and I don't know the alphabet!"

he is one of the most idiotic people I've met.

KCWolfman · 02-16-2005, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by LTownChief

I used to work with a white, skinny, methed-out dishwasher who tried to rap all the time and hit on all the girls. This guy was incredibly ugly with hardly any teeth. I once walked by him and he was bundling up the trash at work and he said "yo, check out this rhyme:
"I'm taking out this trash,
I'm all wet,
I'm doing dishes!
and I don't know the alphabet!"

he is one of the most idiotic people I've met.

You sure it wasn't Jamie Kennedy in disguise?

KCWolfman · 02-16-2005, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Stop kicking yourself. Mine didn't even have money.

The money is gone and we are both left with the same thing - a bad life experience.

**Nzoner** · 02-16-2005, 01:57 AM

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Originally Posted by KCWolfman

I could go on and on. She was truly the most stupid person I had ever met in my life. Ignorant is okay, ignorant people can learn - she was just stupid.

Didn't you also tell me about some dumbass you met that tried to convince you the NFL was fixed?

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KCWolfman Fall down 7 times, get up 8 Join Date: Aug 2000 Casino cash: $10004900	My ex-wife, seriously. I was young and liked having a good looking woman from a really wealthy family. I overlooked her lack of ability to hold a coherent conversation and thought I would get used to it. Hell, I thought if I got in the family business I could bear anything. I was dead wrong. She thought her car wouldn't start because the key was too cold. She thought plaster of Paris had to come from France or it didn't work. She would tip 50% at every restaurant because she couldn't figure 20%, and still needed to write out the equation on paper before giving up the money. She wouldn't eat cheese or drink milk because she was afraid bacteria would cause a growth in her stomach. She also refused watermelon because the seeds may accidently be ingested and she would have to have the plant remove surgically. I could go on and on. She was truly the most stupid person I had ever met in my life. Ignorant is okay, ignorant people can learn - she was just stupid.
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LTownChief Starter Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Lawrence, KS Casino cash: $10004900	I used to work with a white, skinny, methed-out dishwasher who tried to rap all the time and hit on all the girls. This guy was incredibly ugly with hardly any teeth. I once walked by him and he was bundling up the trash at work and he said "yo, check out this rhyme: "I'm taking out this trash, I'm all wet, I'm doing dishes! and I don't know the alphabet!" he is one of the most idiotic people I've met.
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