Life Smuggling Implants

el borracho · 12-13-2012, 02:20 PM

(CNN) -- She arrived on a suspicious flight. Her story didn't sound right. And then there was the blood ... under her breasts.

An airport security check in Spain led to an operating table for a passenger -- where, authorities said, they found she had tucked packs of cocaine in her breast implants.

The Panamanian citizen landed at Barcelona's Prat airport on a so-called "hot flight," one that came from a destination known for drug trafficking -- in this case Bogota, Colombia.

Ninety percent of cocaine trafficked into the United States, for example, comes from Colombia, according to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.

The passenger came under the scrutiny of security agents, who weren't satisfied with the vague answers she kept giving about why she was in town, Spain's interior ministry said.

Her behavior aroused the suspicion of officers that she might be carrying drugs either in her luggage or on her.

When a female officer patted down the woman, she found bloodied bandage material under the passenger's breasts. The gauze, the officer found, was covering incisions. And the breasts were hiding "a white foreign material."

Fresh breast implants, the suspect mustered an explanation. Must not have healed up right.

The story didn't convince police, who hauled her off to a hospital.

"There, a medical team extracted a bag-shaped prosthesis from each breast containing a white pasty substance," the ministry said.

Cocaine. Nearly 1.4 kilograms (3 lbs) of it.

Pure cocaine goes for about $35,000 a pound, according to the DEA.

The expensive implants landed her in jail.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/13/world/...ant/index.html

12-13-2012, 02:22 PM

Obviously from Panama, Florida.

**mdchiefsfan** · 12-13-2012, 02:22 PM

Tits with coke in them? Charlie Sheen's woman, no doubt.

WV · 12-13-2012, 02:28 PM

This story is tits!

FAX · 12-13-2012, 02:29 PM

Since when does pure Columbian cocaine go for $35k a pound?

FAX

**Saul Good** · 12-13-2012, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by mdchiefsfan

Tits with coke in them? Charlie Sheen's woman, no doubt.

This is the woman of my dreams.

big nasty kcnut · 12-13-2012, 03:00 PM

Thou what if they **** up and she dont have drug would they patch her back up.

listopencil · 12-13-2012, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut

Thou what if they **** up and she dont have drug would they patch her back up.

No, they'd just leave her to bleed to death on the operating table.

durtyrute · 12-13-2012, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho

Ninety percent of cocaine trafficked into the United States, for example, comes from Colombia, according to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration.

How do they know that, yet we still have a drug problem. Maybe they let some of it slide?

Frosty · 12-13-2012, 03:28 PM

Busted!

shitgoose · 12-13-2012, 03:31 PM

Pretty sure i saw this on a tv show. I think it was nip/tuck

Dayze · 12-13-2012, 03:32 PM

she's a bonafide Jugs smugler.

listopencil · 12-13-2012, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by durtyrute

How do they know that, yet we still have a drug problem. Maybe they let some of it slide?

They have to get a mailing address when they sell them the guns.

durtyrute · 12-13-2012, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by listopencil

They have to get a mailing address when they sell them the guns.

**Dartgod** · 12-13-2012, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by el borracho

And the breasts were hiding "a white foreign material."

The goal line at Arrowhead?

12-13-2012, 02:20 PM
el borracho In Pat We Trust Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Albuquerque, NM Casino cash: $2539148	Smuggling Implants (CNN) -- She arrived on a suspicious flight. Her story didn't sound right. And then there was the blood ... under her breasts. An airport security check in Spain led to an operating table for a passenger -- where, authorities said, they found she had tucked packs of cocaine in her breast implants. The Panamanian citizen landed at Barcelona's Prat airport on a so-called "hot flight," one that came from a destination known for drug trafficking -- in this case Bogota, Colombia. Ninety percent of cocaine trafficked into the United States, for example, comes from Colombia, according to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration. The passenger came under the scrutiny of security agents, who weren't satisfied with the vague answers she kept giving about why she was in town, Spain's interior ministry said. Her behavior aroused the suspicion of officers that she might be carrying drugs either in her luggage or on her. When a female officer patted down the woman, she found bloodied bandage material under the passenger's breasts. The gauze, the officer found, was covering incisions. And the breasts were hiding "a white foreign material." Fresh breast implants, the suspect mustered an explanation. Must not have healed up right. The story didn't convince police, who hauled her off to a hospital. "There, a medical team extracted a bag-shaped prosthesis from each breast containing a white pasty substance," the ministry said. Cocaine. Nearly 1.4 kilograms (3 lbs) of it. Pure cocaine goes for about $35,000 a pound, according to the DEA. The expensive implants landed her in jail. http://www.cnn.com/2012/12/13/world/...ant/index.html
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