Uber-mock (3/6/12)

[Direckshun]

Playing around with an idea I posited in another thread:

We traded Hali for the Saints' 1st and 3rd.

Then we traded Branden Albert for the Ravens 1st and 2nd (and future picks).

Then we traded Matt Cassel to the Cardinals for a 4th and a 7th.

Then we traded Tyson Jackson to the Colts for a 3rd and a swap of 6ths.

Then we get a compensatory for Carr (3rd) and Barry Richardson (6th).

That would give us:

1.1
1.15
1.32
2.62
3.63
3.75
3.86
3.COMP
4.96
4.100
5.126
6.180
6.COMP
7.190
7.197

Assumptions, following that:

1. The Chiefs let Dorsey walk.

2. Cassel is cut.

3. The Chiefs land CB Sean Smith.

On with the hilarity:

1.1: LT Eric Fisher, Central Michigan

1.15: DE Datone Jones, UCLA

1.32: DE Sylvester Williams, North Carolina

2.62: WR Terrance Williams, Baylor

3.63: OLB Michael Buchanan, Illinois

3.75: ILB Sio Moore, Connecticut

3.86: QB Ryan Nassib, Syracuse

3.COMP: CB Darius Slay, Mississippi State

4.96: FS Bacarri Rambo, Georgia

4.100: OLB Brandon Jenkins, Florida State

5.126: ILB Gerald Hodges, Penn State

6.180: RB Stefphon Jefferson, Nevada

6.COMP: TE Matt Furstenburg, Maryland

7.190: OG J.C. Tretter, Cornell

7.197: QB Sean Renfree, Duke

[Ebolapox]

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[Direckshun]

QB: Smith, Nassib, Renfree
RB: Charles, Jefferson, Gray, Droughn
FB: DiMarco

WR: Bowe, Baldwin, Williams, McCluster, Wylie
TE: Moeaki, Maneri, Furstenburg

LT: Fisher, Stephenson
LG: Allen, Tretter
C: Hudson, Patterson
RG: Asamoah, Tretter
RT: Winston, Stephenson

DE: Jones, Bailey
NT: Poe, Powe, Toribio
DE: Williams, Muir

OLB: Buchanan, Jones
ILB: Moore, Sturdivant
ILB: Johnson, Hodges
OLB: Houston, Jenkins

CB: Flowers, Slay, Arenas, Daniels, Brown
S: Berry, Rambo, Adbullah, Lewis

K: Succop
P: Colquitt
LS: Gafford

[RealSNR]

Hated it

[MagicHef]

I imagine this is significantly less than serious, but who in their right mind would ever trade a 1 and a 3 for a declining, seriously expensive OLB?

[chiefscafan]

hmm love your mock dierkshun

however after your first four picks this draft takes a nose dive.

however do like duke qb pick late Mayock said reminds him of Peyton Manning