How many cancer sticks have you smoked in your lifetime?

[Fat Elvis]

This is a spinoff of a thread highjack....

Here is a calculator that lets you figure how many cigarettes you've smoked in your lifetime.

For those of us who either smoke or have smoked, it is pretty mind-boggling how many coffin nails we've inhaled.

Me, I quit about 16 and a half years ago. Still, I smoked about 118706 cigarettes, or about 5935 packs of cigarettes. The number is probably a bit higher, but still, that is a lot of cigarettes if you think about it.

Another way of looking at it, if you place the cigarettes end to end (assuming king sized, once again, not always the case), I would of smoked a cigarette that was over 5 1/6 miles long.

[DaFace]

Probably about 10. That was a weird phase.

[kcxiv]

Like 50 tops.

[Hammock Parties]

Two drags. Never again.

[hometeam]

Wow.. I only smoked for about 5 years, and was light/medium and still sucked down over 20 thousand.

[Demonpenz]

lots of cancer dicks...some libra's as well

[Setsuna]

Where's the poll? And there needs to be a zero option or else I can't vote.

[Al Bundy]

1. 1983.

[HoneyBadger]

I'd say, including cigars, about 30. I hate the taste it leaves in my mouth.

[Buehler445]

0. Asthma.

[DaFace]

Originally Posted by HoneyBadger

I'd say, including cigars, about 30. I hate the taste it leaves in my mouth.

Oh, if we're counting cigars, my number's way too low. Probably around 100 if that's the way we're counting.

[tredadda]

More than 1 and less than 1,000,000. Never kept count.

[Bugeater]

I don't really need to know.

[MIAdragon]

zero

[cdcox]

Maybe 50 cigarettes and 25 cigars lifetime. I don't get any enjoyment out of cigarettes at all. I like cigars, but not the next-day sensation of the Polish army making camp in my mouth. So I haven't touched either in more than 10 years.