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Old 12-16-2013, 05:22 PM  
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Winner of Get My Grandpa Laid Contest dies hours before his appointment
Grandpa chokes to death on steak hours before sex for first time in over a decade

15 Dec 2013 12:01 Johnny Orris had won Howard Stern's 'Get My Grandpa Laid' competition and was about to enjoy a romp with two prostitutes


Johnny Orris, bottom right, won a coupon for sex at Nevada's famed Bunny Ranch

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An 86-year-old widower choked to death on a steak hours before he was due to have sex for the first time in more than a decade.

Johnny Orris had won Howard Stern's 'Get My Grandpa Laid' TV competition and was about to enjoy a three-in-a-bed romp with two prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel in Nevada.

But tragedy struck when he choked during a celebratory meal at a steak house hours before he was due to claim his 'prize'.

Mr Orris' grandson Ed, 49, said he had been "on cloud nine" at the time.

The pair had flown in from Illinois and had already picked out two girls, Vanity and Caressa Kisses, at the Bunny Ranch.


Famed: Nevada's Bunny Ranch is one of the few legal brothels in the US

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Owner Dennis Hof said Mr Orris had wanted to have a steak "before the big game".

"Johnny said he was prepping for the "Super Bowl of Sex" and he never got there," Hof told New York's Daily News.

Ed Orris told TMZ he decided to use the free coupon himself although he didn't have sex with Caressa or Vanity because "that would have been weird."

Johnny's wife died 11 years ago and he said had not had sex with anyone else since.

His grandson entered him into Howard Stern's 'Get My Grandpa Laid' competition in October and Johnny had emerged as the lucky winner.



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Old 12-16-2013, 05:33 PM   #2
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Thought he was getting some pussy, ended up choking on meat... a terribly ironinc ending to be sure.
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Old 12-16-2013, 05:39 PM   #3
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Yeah, it would suck if your last dying thought was "Missed that threesome by an hour."

So does the prize fall to the runner up? Might I suggest he have the tuna melt?
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Old 12-16-2013, 05:43 PM   #4
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So does the prize fall to the runner up? Might I suggest he have the tuna melt?
far more appropriate, and safer.
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He was 86, so he was probably better off choking on the steak. He missed out on the bitter disappointment of his Viagra failing and at least he got to taste a good cut of beef. Beats getting eaten by a shark.
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Yeah, it would suck if your last dying thought was "Missed that threesome by an hour."

So does the prize fall to the runner up? Might I suggest he have the tuna melt?
Grandson used the pussy coupon already.

I can hear him explaining, "my grandpa always taught me to not be wasteful."
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This is one of the most tragic things I've ever read.

In looking at the Bunny Ranch site - http://www.bunnyranch.com/show.php?a=8_1 - , I think he made a good call on the blonde side with Caressa Kisses. However, I think he could have done a little better on the brunette side than Vanity. After some minor perusing, I would have gone with Tegan Tate (even though she's clearly lying about her weight) or Madison Avenue. Perhaps Jodi Bean. Maybe there was a schedule issue or something.
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