Funny Stuff Man Receives Call From Scammer and Proceeds to Waste his Time

DenverChief · 09-28-2016, 08:22 PM

IDK if posted before - but this is hilarious - I wish I had this kind of patience with these tards.

We're talking about a lawnmower right?

Nickhead · 09-28-2016, 08:41 PM

dood, the scammer invoked 9/11 and the towers. and i felt guilty telling them i killed my wife.

DenverChief · 09-28-2016, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickhead

dood, the scammer invoked 9/11 and the towers. and i felt guilty telling them i killed my wife.

****'em - this guy could have gone on for an hour - would have been a lot funnier if he managed to get the scammer to hang up.

Nickhead · 09-28-2016, 08:52 PM

not sure if i posted it in another thread, but there is one, where the scammee ends up tricking the scammer, to brick their offices servers on his first day. its a long video

DenverChief · 09-28-2016, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickhead

not sure if i posted it in another thread, but there is one, where the scammee ends up tricking the scammer, to brick their offices servers on his first day. its a long video

Oh that would be epic!

**Rain Man** · 09-28-2016, 08:56 PM

I like people like this. It's too bad he didn't work some anti-Allah stuff in there, or talk about burning a Koran or something.

If I ever get a call like that, I may mention that I earn my living drawing pictures of Allah in clown suits. I wonder if they go to hell if they get money from a person who earns it by drawing pictures of Allah in clown suits.

**Rain Man** · 09-28-2016, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickhead

not sure if i posted it in another thread, but there is one, where the scammee ends up tricking the scammer, to brick their offices servers on his first day. its a long video

That would be hilarious. I kind of want to see that.

Nickhead · 09-28-2016, 09:00 PM

found it:

**Rain Man** · 09-28-2016, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickhead

found it:

Niiice. I wonder if the scammer was actually murdered afterward.

DenverChief · 09-28-2016, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man

I like people like this. It's too bad he didn't work some anti-Allah stuff in there, or talk about burning a Koran or something.

If I ever get a call like that, I may mention that I earn my living drawing pictures of Allah in clown suits. I wonder if they go to hell if they get money from a person who earns it by drawing pictures of Allah in clown suits.

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DenverChief · 09-28-2016, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Nickhead

found it:

Holy shot hat was hilarious and depressing at the same time.

thabear04 · 09-28-2016, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief

IDK if posted before - but this is hilarious - I wish I had this kind of patience with these tards.

We're talking about a lawnmower right?

That guy sounds like the video of that prank call you kicked my dog.

**Iowanian** · 09-28-2016, 10:40 PM

I heckle these bastards until the shit out of their faces every time they call.

I was getting quite a few from the "Microsoft " people saving me from a virus. I'd play dumb, ask questions and feign concern.....they'd get annoyed eventually as they tried to get me to hit the start button so they could remote in....

One of my go to lines is to have trouble finding the window button....by the shift and cntrl......eventually is suggest the only button I see is the "go **** your mother key".....and then get the same bullshit as this guy. Then I pour it on until they hang up. They've threatened to kill me before.

Sometimes I have to put them "on hold" for a second. I think I will sing the national anthem from now on.

This guy is right....every time you waste their time...they aren't scamming an old lady.

**Bwana** · 09-28-2016, 10:50 PM

Nice I need to start doing that. I normally just say, **** off and hang up, but if I have the time I'll work them.

Nickhead · 09-28-2016, 11:00 PM

man, i shit you not, just got off the phone with one. had him on the phone for about 15 minutes. the call was supposed to be from our ISP, but im smarter than that. they said our computers infected their servers. i told them good, my job was done because i hacked it. then i asked how they could call me if their server was down. long story short, started out with allah snackbar references, ended with not understanding sand ni**er. they counter with wanting to do unsavory things to my (i told them anyways) dead mother. i do have their number tho. i may make a skype call to them in the near future

09-28-2016, 08:22 PM
DenverChief Pedantic Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Rocky Ford Casino cash: $3072617	Man Receives Call From Scammer and Proceeds to Waste his Time IDK if posted before - but this is hilarious - I wish I had this kind of patience with these tards. We're talking about a lawnmower right?
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09-28-2016, 08:41 PM	#2
Nickhead EvOlVeD Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Blue Mountains, Australia Casino cash: $-810132	dood, the scammer invoked 9/11 and the towers. and i felt guilty telling them i killed my wife.
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09-28-2016, 08:52 PM	#4
Nickhead EvOlVeD Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Blue Mountains, Australia Casino cash: $-810132	not sure if i posted it in another thread, but there is one, where the scammee ends up tricking the scammer, to brick their offices servers on his first day. its a long video
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09-28-2016, 08:56 PM	#6
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-612449 VARSITY	I like people like this. It's too bad he didn't work some anti-Allah stuff in there, or talk about burning a Koran or something. If I ever get a call like that, I may mention that I earn my living drawing pictures of Allah in clown suits. I wonder if they go to hell if they get money from a person who earns it by drawing pictures of Allah in clown suits. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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09-28-2016, 09:00 PM	#8
Nickhead EvOlVeD Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Blue Mountains, Australia Casino cash: $-810132	found it:
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09-28-2016, 10:40 PM	#13
Iowanian Supporter Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Utopia Casino cash: $1718454	I heckle these bastards until the shit out of their faces every time they call. I was getting quite a few from the "Microsoft " people saving me from a virus. I'd play dumb, ask questions and feign concern.....they'd get annoyed eventually as they tried to get me to hit the start button so they could remote in.... One of my go to lines is to have trouble finding the window button....by the shift and cntrl......eventually is suggest the only button I see is the "go **** your mother key".....and then get the same bullshit as this guy. Then I pour it on until they hang up. They've threatened to kill me before. Sometimes I have to put them "on hold" for a second. I think I will sing the national anthem from now on. This guy is right....every time you waste their time...they aren't scamming an old lady.
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09-28-2016, 10:50 PM	#14
Bwana It's Five O'Clock Somewhere Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Billings, Montana Casino cash: $2135903647	Nice I need to start doing that. I normally just say, **** off and hang up, but if I have the time I'll work them. __________________ Adventure is dangerous....but monotony can kill you.
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09-28-2016, 11:00 PM	#15
Nickhead EvOlVeD Join Date: Jun 2016 Location: Blue Mountains, Australia Casino cash: $-810132	man, i shit you not, just got off the phone with one. had him on the phone for about 15 minutes. the call was supposed to be from our ISP, but im smarter than that. they said our computers infected their servers. i told them good, my job was done because i hacked it. then i asked how they could call me if their server was down. long story short, started out with allah snackbar references, ended with not understanding sand ni**er. they counter with wanting to do unsavory things to my (i told them anyways) dead mother. i do have their number tho. i may make a skype call to them in the near future
Posts: 8,539