Alex Smith and his history of blowing games against shit teams

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And how it has cost the Chiefs dearly.

2014

2014 @ Raiders - L 24-20

Smith throws for a meager 6.5 YPA. No turnovers, but the Chiefs have a chance to win the game and Smith blows it by taking a sack on third and 6 from the Raider 45 with 49 seconds left.



2014 @ Cardinals - L 17-14

Smith is blameless, throwing for 293 yards while the Chiefs score only 14 points on offense. Smith throws an INT that sets up the game-winning score for the Cardinals. Chiefs have a chance to win late but fail on four consecutive drives in the fourth quarter. They don't score in the second half.



Result: Chiefs miss playoffs

2015

2015 VS Bears - L 18-17

Smith throws for a pathetic 181 yards on 30 attempts. The Chiefs have three chances to go ahead in the fourth and fail every time. The Chiefs don't score in the second half.





Result: Chiefs go in as a wild-card team instead of the #1 seed. Have to travel to New England, where cucks gonna cuck.

2016

2016 @ Texans - L 19-12

Smith throws for a pathetic 186 yards on 37 attempts. The Chiefs don't score a touchdown despite racking up over 100 yards rushing (no thanks to Smith's dead legs).



2016 VS Bucs - L 19-17

Down 12-10, Smith throws a back-breaking INT in the end zone. The Bucs take the turnover and extend their lead to 19-10. Smith mounts a four-minute drive to pad his stats and get his only meaningless TD of the day.



2016 VS Titans - L 19-17

Smith throws for a pathetic 163 yards on 28 attempts. He throws a crucial INT in the end zone. The Chiefs run for over 140 yards and don't score a TD in the second half. Smith has two chances to ice the game in the 4th and does jack doodly squat, leading to a GW FG for the Titans.



Result: Chiefs go in as the #2 seed instead of the #1 seed. They would have drawn Houston instead of Pittsburgh.

2017

2017 VS Giants - L 12-9

Smith throws for a pathetic 230 yards on 40 attempts. He throws an all-advised shovel pass to Travis Kelce, leading to an INT, which sets up a Giants field goal. He throws a back-breaking INT in the fourth quarter that gives the Giants the lead. In overtime he cucks around and sets up the punter to allow the Giants a chance to win the game, which they do.



Result: The Chiefs are doomed to a postseason without a bye, and certain failure.