Chiefs Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 26 - MIAdragon versus Hangin'WithMahomes

**Rain Man** · 07-18-2018, 10:38 AM

Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.

Venue - On a short school bus (no kids present) that is traveling on a 35 mph street with frequent stoplights
Starting Distance - 25 feet

MIAdragon

Main Weapon - Flail (handle with a chain and spiked metal ball on the chain)
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 14 Minutes
Special Factors - Three giggling sorority girls in their underwear will attack you constantly with pillows beginning at t=0.

Hangin'WithMahomes

Main Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer
Backup Weapon - None

Prep Time - 11 Minutes
Special Factors - You and your opponent are both on 24-inch drywaller stilts that cannot be removed.

MarkDavis'Haircut · 07-18-2018, 10:39 AM

Are the sorority girls hot? Because there are fat hogs out there?

I will take the flail all day.

Hangin'WithMahomes · 07-18-2018, 10:42 AM

Easy win here. The giggly college girls in their underbritches will have MIAdragon distracted enough that he drops his flail to catch a feel or three and I simply pick up the flail and beat him to death with it, and then attack said sorority girls with my own weapon....not the hammer.

**Rain Man** · 07-18-2018, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Carr4MVP

Are the sorority girls hot? Because there are fat hogs out there?

I will take the flail all day.

They're definitely hot. And they're wearing sexy underwear, not that everyday stuff.

Hangin'WithMahomes · 07-18-2018, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carr4MVP

Are the sorority girls hot? Because there are fat hogs out there?

OF COURSE they're hot.....this is CP.

**wazu** · 07-18-2018, 10:51 AM

Wearing stilts on a bus? This fight is a mess. Flail is going to be really tough to maneuver, and sorority girls sound like a significant problem.

TLO · 07-18-2018, 10:53 AM

This is a funny one to picture in my mind.

Hangin'WithMahomes · 07-18-2018, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by TLO

This is a funny one to picture in my mind.

I think you're just picturing the hot sorority girls in their frilly unmentionables

Beef Supreme · 07-18-2018, 11:00 AM

Kicking with the drywall stilts is probably the most effective weapon here. And even that won't be easy, all hunched over in a school bus. Hold on to the ceiling for balance and kick.

The girls are probably the difference here.

Sofa King · 07-18-2018, 11:00 AM

This is my favorite match so far, other than the one where I utterly destroyed Iowaiian of course.

vailpass · 07-18-2018, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Hangin'WithMahomes

OF COURSE they're hot.....this is CP.

Sorry to hear about your small peen man. I don't know why Rainman thought it necessary to tell every body.

MarkDavis'Haircut · 07-18-2018, 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rain Man

They're definitely hot. And they're wearing sexy underwear, not that everyday stuff.

I am still sticking with the medieval weapon.

Sorce · 07-18-2018, 11:21 AM

I would have went with the flail but being on stilts on a bus is going to make that really hard to do any damage with. I'll go with lil peen here.

**Rain Man** · 07-18-2018, 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carr4MVP

I am still sticking with the medieval weapon.

I hope no one hurts the girls. They're just having fun.

Hangin'WithMahomes · 07-18-2018, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by vailpass

Sorry to hear about your small peen man. I don't know why Rainman thought it necessary to tell every body.

I'm pretty sure that will change in time. That's why I came to CP where all of the guys have 10" dongs, date super models, and are 6'4" tall.
If I read the forum rules correctly I need 100 posts for the 10", and then I get my first super model at 1,000.

View Poll Results: Who wins?
MIAdragon	27	64.29%
Hangin'WithMahomes	15	35.71%
Voters: 42. You may not vote on this poll

07-18-2018, 10:38 AM
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-672449 VARSITY	Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 26 - MIAdragon versus Hangin'WithMahomes Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - On a short school bus (no kids present) that is traveling on a 35 mph street with frequent stoplights Starting Distance - 25 feet MIAdragon Main Weapon - Flail (handle with a chain and spiked metal ball on the chain) Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 14 Minutes Special Factors - Three giggling sorority girls in their underwear will attack you constantly with pillows beginning at t=0. Hangin'WithMahomes Main Weapon - Small Ball Peen Hammer Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 11 Minutes Special Factors - You and your opponent are both on 24-inch drywaller stilts that cannot be removed.
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07-18-2018, 10:39 AM	#2
MarkDavis'Haircut MVP Join Date: Aug 2017 Casino cash: $2770400	Are the sorority girls hot? Because there are fat hogs out there? I will take the flail all day.
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07-18-2018, 10:42 AM	#3
Hangin'WithMahomes Starter Join Date: Sep 2017 Casino cash: $10000400	Easy win here. The giggly college girls in their underbritches will have MIAdragon distracted enough that he drops his flail to catch a feel or three and I simply pick up the flail and beat him to death with it, and then attack said sorority girls with my own weapon....not the hammer.
Posts: 84

07-18-2018, 10:51 AM	#6
wazu ... Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $-1687705 VARSITY	Wearing stilts on a bus? This fight is a mess. Flail is going to be really tough to maneuver, and sorority girls sound like a significant problem.
Posts: 30,866

07-18-2018, 10:53 AM	#7
TLO Life is changing.. Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: NW Missouri Casino cash: $-2580000	This is a funny one to picture in my mind.
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07-18-2018, 11:00 AM	#9
Beef Supreme MVP Join Date: Oct 2010 Casino cash: $10019560	Kicking with the drywall stilts is probably the most effective weapon here. And even that won't be easy, all hunched over in a school bus. Hold on to the ceiling for balance and kick. The girls are probably the difference here.
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07-18-2018, 11:00 AM	#10
Sofa King Bump it Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: South Dakota Casino cash: $-380000 VARSITY	This is my favorite match so far, other than the one where I utterly destroyed Iowaiian of course.
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07-18-2018, 11:21 AM	#13
Sorce Veteran Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $6208777	I would have went with the flail but being on stilts on a bus is going to make that really hard to do any damage with. I'll go with lil peen here.
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