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View Poll Results: Based on the available data, has my wife been replaced by an alien? | |||
Yes, she has definitely been replaced. You have incontrovertible evidence. | 20 | 46.51% | |
Maybe. Try applying some sort of high voltage to her as a test. | 12 | 27.91% | |
No, she has not been replaced. Aliens wouldn't miss this type of clue. | 6 | 13.95% | |
You need to track the data over a longer period of time before posting a thread like this. | 5 | 11.63% | |
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07-03-2019, 04:51 PM | #2 |
Bono & Grbac wasn't enough
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I think she's just getting better at sneezing
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07-03-2019, 04:52 PM | #3 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Early signs of menopause.
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07-03-2019, 04:54 PM | #4 |
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It's a result of watching Mahomes. She used to check down into three little sneezes like Alex, but now she takes two bigger ones and the third one isn't needed.
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07-03-2019, 05:05 PM | #5 |
Sprinkle in some Mahomes
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Aliens never sneeze, They have a high pitched screech in a morse code pattern.
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07-03-2019, 05:05 PM | #6 |
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Best to embrace your alien overlord.
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07-03-2019, 05:09 PM | #7 |
Banned
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My ex always sneezed 3 times. Always.
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07-03-2019, 05:11 PM | #8 |
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It's finally time to breakout the alien anal probe bitchez!
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07-03-2019, 05:14 PM | #9 |
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I also dated a three sneezer.
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07-03-2019, 05:22 PM | #10 |
I'll be back.
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07-03-2019, 05:31 PM | #11 | |
On one quarter
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...sneezing in multiples, not being a ****
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07-03-2019, 05:45 PM | #12 |
Replaced by a future HOFer !!
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Apparently you believe in aliens?
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07-03-2019, 05:46 PM | #13 |
Supporter
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07-03-2019, 05:53 PM | #14 |
On one quarter
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07-03-2019, 05:53 PM | #15 | |
Spiraling down the Drain
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You need ice picks and full dosages of SSRIs to handle this.
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