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12-31-2015, 10:28 PM | #2 |
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Just use your hand.
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12-31-2015, 10:38 PM | #3 |
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A beautiful description of a poop episode.
".....like I had just murdered the Queen"
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12-31-2015, 10:40 PM | #4 |
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12-31-2015, 10:44 PM | #5 |
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12-31-2015, 10:51 PM | #6 |
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wow - www.ratemypoo.com has already rated my hell turd a "10"
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12-31-2015, 11:20 PM | #7 |
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The sad thing is, I'm guessing makeup/amends sex was off the table for a while.
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12-31-2015, 11:23 PM | #8 |
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You need to start eating yogurt. That's some pretty dense fecal matter.
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12-31-2015, 11:41 PM | #9 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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So there is no sink to wash your hands after you grab some toilet paper to move it?
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12-31-2015, 11:48 PM | #10 |
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12-31-2015, 11:49 PM | #11 |
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12-31-2015, 11:50 PM | #12 |
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12-31-2015, 11:55 PM | #13 |
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Get a bunch of these and spray it in there until the poop is covered. Maybe it will slide down into the water:
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12-31-2015, 11:58 PM | #14 |
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Idea #2: Hire a trained poop monkey to grab it out of there for you. You'll have to wait. The poop monkey store is probably closed on New Year's Day.
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12-31-2015, 11:59 PM | #15 |
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Idea #3: Shut the water off and remove the toilet. Dispose of the entire toilet in the dumpster behind Dunkin' Donuts. Buy a new toilet from Home Depot and install it.
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