Football Some Things About Super Bowl 56: Rams 23 Been Gals 20

**gblowfish** · 02-13-2022, 09:39 PM

So, the SB is over. St. Louis wins its second ring. A couple quick observations:

1) Cheaters never prosper (except for Tom Brady). When Higgins got away with jerking Ramsey to the ground by his face mask and scoring a TD, how could the refs miss something blatant like that? Unbelievable.

2) The refs giveth, the refs taketh away. The first three penalties for the Been Gals were all personal fouls - The AFC North has ALWAYS been dirty. Then in the last :60 of the game, the refs jumped in and started calling Cincy D-Backs on holding and DPI penalties left and right until the Rams had enough chances to actually score. Kinda like what happened to KC in Cincy when the Been Gals won the AFC North on a final play of the game field goal. Sucks to be beaten by the zebras, eh?

3) Eli Apple, the Cincy DB who got beat for the final TD, was poor mouthing the Chiefs offense after the AFC Championship game, and said KC was too cocky to win. Suck on a Super Bowl loss for a whole year, dude. We know how it tastes. Now, so do you.

4) And you and "Joe Cool The Third" will probably have to wait another 33 years for your next chance at a ring because next year, you play a first place schedule and won't have all the roll-over weak sister games you had this year. And Mister Herbert, Mister Allen, Mister Jackson and especially Mister Mahomes might have a little sumptin sumptin to say about it next year.

5) Screw you, Chris Collinsworth. You don't have a Been Gals ring either. And thanks for bringing up how KC blew a second half lead in the AFC Championship game over and over and over........and over.

6) I really hate both these teams, but glad the Blanton Kid from Blue Springs South got a ring, and I hope Aaron Donald retires. Von Miller too.

7) Two years in a row, the Super Bowl has been won by a team on their home field. Well, sorta home field for the Rams. That field is really NOBODYs home field.

8) That's about it, except for the halftime show. Sorry, rap is not in my demographic. I'm frickin' old, and I get that. But all these 60 year old rappers that keep grabbing their Johnsons should be doing PSAs for prostate exams. And Mary J Blige's next album should be called "Too Fat to Twerk." That outfit was not flattering. Somebody should have told her.

9) Cooper Kupp was the Super Bowl MVP. Early Sales Idea for the Rams Marketing Weasles. Do a poster with Cooper arm in arm with Two Rams Cheerleaders. Call it: "Two Girls One Kupp!"

10) Now MLB needs get the labor stuff settled. We need baseball and we need it now!

Rainbarrel · 02-13-2022, 09:41 PM

Unearned stripes -Bengals

Graystoke · 02-13-2022, 09:42 PM

When they were mentioning all the Joes from Super Bowl lore they left out Joe Flacco.
I laughed.

BryanBusby · 02-13-2022, 09:42 PM

Joe Burrow should have 4th&1 spiked that ball right into Zac Taylor's ass for going shotgun in that position and for running the shitty RB on a last gasp 3rd down.

Hoover · 02-13-2022, 09:52 PM

Great post!

TwistedChief · 02-13-2022, 09:53 PM

It was a bizarrely satisfying conclusion to a season that ended in some muddled disappointment.

See you again in 7 months, George.

Coochie liquor · 02-13-2022, 09:56 PM

People calling MJB fat should take a look in the mirror, and at their SO. She’s about the same size as Beyoncé. Lmmfaoooooooo. Aside from that, good post GB.

**gblowfish** · 02-13-2022, 09:57 PM

Well, at least Detroit finally gets to raise a banner!

**Buehler445** · 02-13-2022, 09:58 PM

Holy shit. #8.

I agree on #1 especially. How can that go uncalled? That is literally the worst. That isn’t football. But obviously the discussion is going to be all over the Ricky tack one that gave them another 4 downs. IMO anybody that mentions the late one should also mention the early one.

**** Eli Apple. **** the Bengals. **** the media.

louie aguiar · 02-13-2022, 10:00 PM

Great post!

stevieray · 02-13-2022, 10:03 PM

One of the most unemotionally invested Super Bowls for me in a long time.

Had it on, but no sound, glanced in from time to time.

Watched the final drive.

meh.

CC dogging the Chiefs doesn't surprise me.

**alanm** · 02-13-2022, 10:04 PM

8) That's about it, except for the halftime show. Sorry, rap is not in my demographic. I'm frickin' old, and I get that. But all these 60 year old rappers that keep grabbing their Johnsons should be doing PSAs for prostate exams. And Mary J Blige's next album should be called "Too Fat to Twerk." That outfit was not flattering. Somebody should have told her.

Nice one George. That made me spit food. I couldn't help it.

Flying High D · 02-13-2022, 10:05 PM

Thanks for the write up. The Chiefs were 29th this year in sacks. I hope that is priority 1 this off-season.

**Easy 6** · 02-13-2022, 10:09 PM

In some aspect, it was kinda nice to not give a damn either way

We'll be back, and everyone knows it

displacedinMN · 02-13-2022, 10:13 PM

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alanm Feeling Victorian Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Nebraska/Wyoming/Colorado Casino cash: $-113564	8) That's about it, except for the halftime show. Sorry, rap is not in my demographic. I'm frickin' old, and I get that. But all these 60 year old rappers that keep grabbing their Johnsons should be doing PSAs for prostate exams. And Mary J Blige's next album should be called "Too Fat to Twerk." That outfit was not flattering. Somebody should have told her. Nice one George. That made me spit food. I couldn't help it. __________________ It bears repeating, ** Herm, Pioli, Haley, and Crennel for ing up my franchise for a goddamn decade. Buehler 445**
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