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Old 12-14-2022, 03:01 PM   Topic Starter
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Need Help - Getting gag gift for Buffalo Bills fan
Ok Chiefsplanet,


Got a friend who is an actual Bills fan. Not a bullshit bandwagon fan who used to be a cowboys fan in the 90's. An actual suffering fan like we all were prior to 2017...who finally has another shot at a ring thanks to Josh Allen.


So anyway he is not THAT bad. Actually he is a really cool guy and bones down on my wife's sister who is pretty hot.


I need your help finding the ugliest Bills hat or the lamest bills bobblehead or something just gaudy or terrible related to the Bills.


Let's see some of your recommendations, Planeteers. I need terribad.
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:02 PM   #2
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:04 PM   #3
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:03 PM   #4
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Buy him a replica Super Bowl Trophy (something cheap) and put a note with it that says this is the closest to the real thing he or the actual Buffalo Bill franchise will ever get
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Old 12-14-2022, 04:57 PM   #5
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Buy him a replica Super Bowl Trophy (something cheap) and put a note with it that says this is the closest to the real thing he or the actual Buffalo Bill franchise will ever get
A picture of Marv Levy and Jim Kelly posing with their Lombardi trophys
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Old 12-14-2022, 05:24 PM   #6
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:04 PM   #8
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:12 PM   #9
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:45 PM   #10
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i wonder if i could get the head of it shaped like Jim Kelly
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Old 12-14-2022, 09:00 PM   #14
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WRONG! This is a GAG gift.

The Chris Jones 14" Kansas City Black Snake in Silicone with 5 speed vibrating action.

She will definitely GAG.
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Old 12-14-2022, 03:04 PM   #15
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Damnit Tox.

https://sports.yahoo.com/bills-mafia...174947843.html

Get a dildo that's been certified as used in a Pat-Bills game.
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