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Old 08-04-2009, 08:27 AM  
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-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

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Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:12 PM   #136
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You're interested. She's interested. Don't dabble with it. Just relax and let nature take its course.
WAIT, so bareback her?
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:13 PM   #137
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"your roomate is going to be gone all weekend. this might be the only chance we have to make your belly smell like old spice and sour milk in the living room"
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:15 PM   #138
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WAIT, so bareback her?
Just make sure she's standing up when you do, so gravity can prevent accidents.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:16 PM   #139
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"your roomate is going to be gone all weekend. this might be the only chance we have to make your belly smell like old spice and sour milk in the living room"
/gross.
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It's pretty obvious she had no interest in you. I mean, if some of the locals here had been in your shoes, she'd have had to remove their war-club from her throat just to answer her roomates inquiries.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:26 PM   #141
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What you need to do is overcome your case of the gay. Go load up on vodka. Then when the gay passes call her. Tell her about how you were gay and didn't know how to get with a woman but now that vodka is your friend you're ready to be a man. That should probably do it.
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shut up I'm dry. JERK
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:35 PM   #144
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no, my neighbor who used to get nude for everyone, doesn't anymore. I think she posts here.
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The only way for any of us to know for certain what to work is to try to Eff her.

What's her number?

I'll let you know if she snorts during sex.
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no, my neighbor who used to get nude for everyone, doesn't anymore. I think she posts here.
If your neighbor posts here then why would you post this thread?
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Thanks, I am. I'm REALLY done, this time. Actually, I went to church w/ my neighbor last Sunday & we plan on going again this Sunday.
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