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Old 08-06-2009, 01:25 PM   #1
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I've been married almost 15 years and *I* can tell you this chick wants to screw. The only question is are you going to be the guy who's around when she decides now is the time or are you going to be waiting to text her?

Invite her over tonight. Not tomorrow night. Not Saturday. Tonight. Before she decides you aren't interested and hooks up with some douchebag. If your friend is still in town tonight then invite them both over for dinner "so she doesn't have to leave a mess and can get her things packed." After dinner turn on a movie or something. Your neighbor will need to leave and the other chick might stay behind 'to finish the movie'.

I wouldn't worry about ruining anything with your neighbor. If she was that interested in you she'd be dating you, not some other guy.

Don't be a dick, but show her without a doubt that you're interested. She'll do the rest given the opportunity.

man, that's hot! I've missed you!
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Old 08-06-2009, 01:31 PM   #2
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man, that's hot! I've missed you!
I lurk. I'll respond to people or topics I give a crap about.

Seriously man, if you're interested, go for it. Worst case scenario she says no and you can play the pity card with your neighbor. Best case you spend the next three weeks shagging a beautiful 24 year old girl who will be willing to experiment because you both know it's a short term deal. Hell, maybe you two really hit it off and it works out longer term. You won't know if you don't try.
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Old 08-06-2009, 04:18 PM   #3
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You won't know if you don't try.
Simplex said it there.

Just like the lottery. You can't win if you don't play!

I'll think it'll do you some mental goodness too dude.

Sex is a wonderful way of taking problems off your mind.
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Old 08-06-2009, 02:10 PM   #4
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Oh, and by the way, the ONLY reason Sabrina tells you that Christie is Ok with casual sex is because Christie is interested.
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Old 08-06-2009, 02:18 PM   #5
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Oh, and by the way, the ONLY reason Sabrina tells you that Christie is Ok with casual sex is because Christie is interested.
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:40 PM   #6
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:42 PM   #7
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:44 PM   #8
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you mean besides the fact that she is loud as hell and I couldn't sleep last night? None, also, that may've cost her dis' cock.
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:50 PM   #9
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you mean besides the fact that she is loud as hell and I couldn't sleep last night? None, also, that may've cost her dis' cock.
What? She had some dude over there? Or was your neighbor down on her? We NEED to know these details.
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:52 PM   #10
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What? She had some dude over there? Or was your neighbor down on her? We NEED to know these details.
yes, I believe so, though I'm not sure,

I'm certainly not reaching out to her, anymore. My heart was heavy and I almost cried.
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:57 PM   #11
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yes, I believe so, though I'm not sure,

I'm certainly not reaching out to her, anymore. My heart was heavy and I almost cried.
Find out! It may have been Mr. Vibrator. Buy a bottle of wine and text her to come over for a drink. It's Friday ****ing night!!!
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:57 PM   #12
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yes, I believe so, though I'm not sure,

I'm certainly not reaching out to her, anymore. My heart was heavy and I almost cried.
Well if u didn't hear a guy too, how can u be so certain? Maybe she just busted out the ol' toy box.
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you mean besides the fact that she is loud as hell and I couldn't sleep last night? None, also, that may've cost her dis' cock.
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Old 08-07-2009, 02:56 PM   #14
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