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Old 08-04-2009, 08:27 AM  
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-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:40 AM   #16
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:42 AM   #17
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:42 AM   #18
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I'd read the old III threads in the HOC or one of the 10,000 posts in the how to get xyz laid thread.
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:43 AM   #19
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Dude, she tried to call you.

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No No, She was calling me so that i'd have HER#.
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:43 AM   #20
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:44 AM   #21
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No No, She was calling me so that i'd have HER#.
SO?

You should have immediately called her back when you got home, just to make sure you had the right number.........
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:47 AM   #22
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No No, She was calling me so that i'd have HER#.
And there you go.

She did everything but text you and say, "Please probe my orifices."
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:48 AM   #23
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:49 AM   #24
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I thought you didn't know shit because you haven't had a relationship in a while or so I heard.
That was really stalkerish wasn't it?
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:51 AM   #25
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And there you go.

She did everything but text you and say, "Please probe my orifices."
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:53 AM   #26
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:55 AM   #27
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Dude, she tried to call you.

If you can't close this deal, I'll be greatly disappointed.


Sounds to me like she was ready to go the other night. This hook-up really shouldn't even require much effort on your part. Call her and you are good to go
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:58 AM   #28
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While she is sitting in a chair (or just sitting wherever), move behind her, unzip your pants, remove your penis and lay it upon her shoulder.

If she doesn't attack it (in a bad way), you're in, literally.
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:00 AM   #29
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:01 AM   #30
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