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Old 08-04-2009, 08:27 AM  
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-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.
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Old 08-07-2009, 04:26 PM   #361
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In all seriousness, you are indecisive and a low self esteemer right now. Women know that and you won't have any success until you fix it.
And she seems like she could be the fix.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:38 PM   #362
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SR until you are ready your going have this same sad set of events repeating themselves over and over and over. I'd say one of the biggest over riding themes from people was Rule #1 You do not procrastinate. Rule #2 You DO NOT PROCRASTINATE!! I understand you got fuked over by a woman, but seriously man pull your pants up and at least try and put your nuts in a wheel barrow behind you so they're in close proximity in case you need them. Or you know what at least ****ing lie to us. If you wear your emotions on your sleeve in person like you do here you need to make a serious adjustments in your outward impression. Find a way to stow that shit. Have you heard the term "stop projecting?" They where talking to you! I personally told you not to play games, but you listened to me about as well as everyone else. I'm not gonna beat you like a dead dick because it isn't going to help. Go to a strip club...they'll at least pretend to like you. Do something to give yourself some outward confidence. I feel some what cheated on in this whole deal. Was hoping she'd fall for it or figured if you where going ask for the advice of several hundred people you'd take some of it. This has been a 25 page thread of asking what to-do, not listening, and while not listening to any of it proceed to put on a dazzling display of what not to-do. Some times I find it amazing the human species continues to reproduce itself. The hell with shaking the hand of a person serving our contry. You may want to shake the hand of an "Alpha (insert your own cliche)" or at least your father. Thank him for the prudence, fortitude, and where-with-all to be able to pull the wool over your mom's eyes at least once.
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:49 PM   #363
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was there ever pics posted of these girls?
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:49 PM   #364
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Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)
"That's a good idea"
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Old 08-07-2009, 06:55 PM   #365
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Who has had sex more recently than SR.
GC bragging about sex......OMFG I've seen everything now.
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Old 08-07-2009, 07:14 PM   #366
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So the weekend fling didn't work out?
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Old 08-07-2009, 07:22 PM   #367
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So the weekend fling didn't work out?



But mine did/is
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Old 08-07-2009, 07:25 PM   #368
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But mine did/is


Well, there's usually about a 50/50 shot with these things. You got the right 50 this time, maybe next weekend it's SR's turn.

But in the meantime.....have a damn fine weekend!
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Old 08-07-2009, 09:05 PM   #369
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GC bragging about sex......OMFG I've seen everything now.
I'm not even trying to brag.

There's something seriously wrong with Ryan. He's an attractive, fit, thirtysomething who has a great apartment, two Audis, a killer job and hangs by hotties at the pool all the day. He lives next door to chicks who practically beg for his cock.

And he can't get laid and I can?

What. The. ****.
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Old 08-07-2009, 10:36 PM   #370
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I'm not even trying to brag.

There's something seriously wrong with Ryan. He's an attractive, fit, thirtysomething who has a great apartment, two Audis, a killer job and hangs by hotties at the pool all the day. He lives next door to chicks who practically beg for his cock.
You can have money, status, security, whatever. If you don't have any self esteem it probably won't matter. Women are good at being women... they want a man to be a man.
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Old 08-07-2009, 11:06 PM   #371
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Well, there's usually about a 50/50 shot with these things. You got the right 50 this time, maybe next weekend it's SR's turn.

But in the meantime.....have a damn fine weekend!


With SR it drops to 30/70. And i'm being kind and gentle with those chances SR.
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Old 08-07-2009, 11:07 PM   #372
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You can have money, status, security, whatever. If you don't have any self esteem it probably won't matter. Women are good at being women... they want a man to be a man.

Thats what its all about.
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Old 08-07-2009, 11:15 PM   #373
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I bet hes thinking of more what to type on the CP then focus on the job that is at hand. Or in his own hand tonight. Like mary and her four daughters.

The thread will crash again. People pissed off at him. Giving him sh*t.

Is this really a surprise for anyone?
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Old 08-07-2009, 11:22 PM   #375
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