Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Life -- Please instuct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

Reply
Page 28 of 31 « First 1824252627 28 293031
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 08-04-2009, 08:27 AM  
Simply Red Simply Red is offline
You Sweetie!
 
Simply Red's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2021206219
VARSITY
-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.
Last edited by Simply Red; 08-04-2009 at 02:39 PM..
Posts: 71,691
Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2009, 08:26 PM   #406
Hammock Parties Hammock Parties is offline
I'll be back.
 
Hammock Parties's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2002
Casino cash: $800478
Quote:
Originally Posted by Groves View Post
Am I back in the stone age if I think that a churchgoing person's sexual habits are somehow governed by the Bible?
No.

There are a lot of promiscuous people going to church these days. Bunch of hypocrites.
__________________
Chiefs game films
Posts: 297,436
Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.Hammock Parties is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2009, 08:31 PM   #407
sedated sedated is offline
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
 
sedated's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $846558
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red View Post
they're in the worx.
didn't you say the same thing right before she was getting plowed by some other guy, so loud that you could hear through the walls?

she was probably so disappointed you didn't make a move that she dialed him up again tonight . Be sure to turn your TV volume up tonight so you don't feel "disrespected" again.
__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by stlchiefs
Why can't more people be like sedated?
Posts: 18,763
sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2009, 08:40 PM   #408
Simply Red Simply Red is offline
You Sweetie!
 
Simply Red's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2021206219
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated View Post
didn't you say the same thing right before she was getting plowed by some other guy, so loud that you could hear through the walls?

she was probably so disappointed you didn't make a move that she dialed him up again tonight . Be sure to turn your TV volume up tonight so you don't feel "disrespected" again.
no. Never heard her having sex, what are you talking about?
Posts: 71,691
Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2009, 08:45 PM   #409
sedated sedated is offline
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
 
sedated's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $846558
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red View Post
no. Never heard her having sex, what are you talking about?
...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red View Post
you mean besides the fact that she is loud as hell and I couldn't sleep last night? None, also, that may've cost her dis' cock.
__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by stlchiefs
Why can't more people be like sedated?
Posts: 18,763
sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2009, 08:47 PM   #410
Simply Red Simply Red is offline
You Sweetie!
 
Simply Red's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2021206219
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated View Post
...
no, i meant her walking around and music, etc... not sex.
Posts: 71,691
Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2009, 08:54 PM   #411
Deberg_1990 Deberg_1990 is offline
In Search of a Life
 
Deberg_1990's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: San Antonio Tx.
Casino cash: $104454
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red View Post
no. Never heard her having sex, what are you talking about?


See post #289
Posts: 68,673
Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Deberg_1990 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2009, 08:57 PM   #412
sedated sedated is offline
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
 
sedated's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $846558
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red View Post
no, i meant her walking around and music, etc... not sex.
at least 3 people asked you if she had some guy over, and you all but said yes. you said you heard a guy. she likes to f**k and is looking for short-term sex. her roommate told you she is down with casual sex, no doubt because they have talked about her interest in riding you like an grocery store electric horse.

it takes as much as a invitation to your place, some witty comments, and a suggestion to see the paintings (or whatever) in your bedroom...
__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by stlchiefs
Why can't more people be like sedated?
Posts: 18,763
sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2009, 09:01 PM   #413
Simply Red Simply Red is offline
You Sweetie!
 
Simply Red's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $2021206219
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated View Post
at least 3 people asked you if she had some guy over, and you all but said yes. you said you heard a guy. she likes to f**k and is looking for short-term sex. her roommate told you she is down with casual sex, no doubt because they have talked about her interest in riding you like an grocery store electric horse.

it takes as much as a invitation to your place, some witty comments, and a suggestion to see the paintings (or whatever) in your bedroom...
it's the time of my life, and the time is now!
Posts: 71,691
Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.Simply Red is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2009, 09:08 PM   #414
sedated sedated is offline
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
 
sedated's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $846558
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red View Post
it's the time of my life, and the time is now!
according to your philospohy, the time seems to be "in a couple days...I'm the alpha male!"

__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by stlchiefs
Why can't more people be like sedated?
Posts: 18,763
sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-16-2009, 09:28 PM   #415
Rain Man Rain Man is offline
Seize life. Be an ermine.
 
Rain Man's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-682449
VARSITY
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red View Post
Please instuct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.

I don't know if it's been said yet, but the key is to get her close to stall speed and then deploy her flaps while maintaining thrust.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
Posts: 145,512
Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rain Man is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2009, 02:55 AM   #416
BucsGirl BucsGirl is offline
Registered User
 

Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Port Richey,Fla
Casino cash: $10004900
see if she want you to show her a nite on the town.!!!no strings attached!!!she will apprechate that...
Posts: 177
BucsGirl is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.BucsGirl is a favorite in the douche of the year contest.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2009, 04:26 AM   #417
Mile High Mania Mile High Mania is offline
#triggering
 
Mile High Mania's Avatar
 

Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Tejas
Casino cash: $907229
Just don't become the "gay friend" that is always there to talk to and have lunch...
__________________
Posts: 30,910
Mile High Mania has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mile High Mania has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mile High Mania has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mile High Mania has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mile High Mania has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mile High Mania has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mile High Mania has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mile High Mania has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mile High Mania has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mile High Mania has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.Mile High Mania has enough rep power to blowy ou to bits.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2009, 08:42 PM   #418
sedated sedated is offline
Like I woke up in Wonderland..
 
sedated's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: KCMO
Casino cash: $846558
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simply Red View Post
it's the time of my life, and the time is now!
so, was the time really "now"?

updates please.
__________________


Quote:
Originally Posted by stlchiefs
Why can't more people be like sedated?
Posts: 18,763
sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.sedated is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
     Reply With Quote
Old 08-17-2009, 08:46 PM   #419
Norman Einstein Norman Einstein is offline
MVP
 
Norman Einstein's Avatar
 

Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: USA
Casino cash: $10004900
Quote:
Originally Posted by rockymtnchief View Post
Make sure it's not out in the woods!
You heard dueling banjo's too?
Posts: 5,386
Norman Einstein < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Norman Einstein < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Norman Einstein < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Norman Einstein < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Norman Einstein < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Norman Einstein < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Norman Einstein < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Norman Einstein < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Norman Einstein < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Norman Einstein < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.Norman Einstein < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.
     Reply With Quote
Old 10-02-2009, 10:45 AM   #420
DJ's left nut DJ's left nut is offline
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
 
DJ's left nut's Avatar
 

Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Columbia, Mo
Casino cash: $-850901
I believe this story from Simmons fairly sums up SR's antics here -

Quote:
(On the bright side, Georgia reader D. Carl reports, "You haven't posted any e-mails lately from lonely/horny Atlanta chicks, so I thought I'd share a personal experience with you: I went to the new Fado's for my birthday last weekend and within 15 minutes of being in there, two girls grabbed my ass and looked me in the eye as they walked past. Another girl ran her hand down my chest and told me she liked my shirt, which was just an ordinary button-down. This all occurred with my girlfriend STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO ME. Tell your readers if they can't score in ATL, then they have less game than JaMarcus Russell after a weekend bender celebrating his win at the World Krystal Eating Championships.")
Posts: 66,857
DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.DJ's left nut is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 28 of 31 « First 1824252627 28 293031

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:41 AM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

This is a test for a client's site.
Fort Worth Texas Process Servers
Covering Arlington, Fort Worth, Grand Prairie and surrounding communities.
Tarrant County, Texas and Johnson County, Texas.
Advertise with us!
Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.