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Simply Red · 02:39 PM

So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.

Mecca · 08-04-2009, 09:22 AM

I hope if you bang her she gets pregnant, then that would make this thread worth it.

MOhillbilly · 08-04-2009, 09:24 AM

always works.

wild1 · 08-04-2009, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wutamess

Start a txting conversation with her. You'll be flirting in no time.

Simple, best idea here.

Simply Red · 08-04-2009, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wild1

Simple, best idea here.

Great idea!

wilas101 · 08-04-2009, 09:32 AM

I'd say send her a text following the template laid out in the link below:

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

Simply Red · 08-04-2009, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wilas101

I'd say send her a text following the template laid out in the link below:

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636

Originally Posted by HK_kr3w
me- can i tap dat?
her- fck yeah get your cock in my mouth
me-yay i love you
her- mhmmm
me- when can i come over baby
her- in 10 minuets
me- cant wait

i had sex with her and im only 14

Simply Red · 08-04-2009, 09:56 AM

could I ask her to help me cook? She could slice the tomatoes and I could sit her on the counter and start to explore. That's it! I'm doing it!

Simply Red · 08-04-2009, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

SR if you give me her number I will ask her for you

HA!

mcan · 08-04-2009, 10:10 AM

Find an excuse to start texting her. Keep your messages open ended and SHORT. Use less words and MORE punctuation to make your point. Think of this like attracting a cat to come and play with a ball of string. Don't just throw the ball at the cat, or she won't give a shit about it. Let her see that there is something moving over there... Perhaps it's a ball? Perhaps it would be fun to...

Chase...
A bit...

Then hold still.

Then throw yourself across the room quickly in a direction opposite of the cat's intended path and she will jump on you quicker than she can call you her own pajamas.

Also, alcohol.

Seriously though. Just send her the text "wine drinker?"
when she sends back something like "of course" (at this point she's wondering if it's a question or an invite)
You send back something like "red or white?"
She: "white" (now she's intrigued)
You: "REALLY?

"
She: "whats wrong with WHITE?"

From there you just keep up the short messages. Always be assertive and kinda funny until she agrees to HAVE that glass of wine. Don't apologize too much, and don't talk too much. When you do talk, make it count though and be passionate and energetic. Talk about your philosophies and keep the conversation about BIG ideas about life. Don't go into 20 questions mode, ie: what's your favorite band, favorite color, where were you born, etc...? That stuff is boring and wrote. Above all though... BE AGGRESSIVE. Don't be afraid to touch, and if it's returned, touch liberally! Build tension ALL THE TIME. Don't cross lines until she's ready to tear you apart. And GOOD LUCK.

Brock · 08-04-2009, 10:15 AM

Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.

**Buck** · 08-04-2009, 10:16 AM

Walk over to the neighbors house wearing nothing but a snuggie while holding a bottle of gin (for her).

It works every time.

**DeezNutz** · 08-04-2009, 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock

Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.

Yep.

I don't know wtf is going on in here.

mcan · 08-04-2009, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brock

Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.

This is how I used to think. For 27 years the only girls I got were the ones that expressed an interest in me and chased me, and I just happened to like them a little bit too. (usually not though).

Then I met an ultra hottie and she and I became friends. I fell in love and pursued, but to no avail. After months and months of conversations and some knock down drag out honesty, I figured out that my problem was a complete and total lack of game, confidence, and aggressiveness. Once the light switch got turned on... Now she's my girlfriend. She STILL isn't very attracted to me, but she's addicted to me and she holds on TIGHT because there are at least three other women that are waiting in the wings now.

nychief · 08-04-2009, 10:22 AM

probably avoid going on line and discussing it with a bunch of like minded football fans.

CoMoChief · 08-04-2009, 10:23 AM

Go over there and watch a Chuck Norris movie.

That right there will get her really wet and in the mood.

Then dash to the bathroom and act like you have to take a really huge shit. Remember this has to be at her place, not yours.

Then come running out of the bathroom in your wizard gown and hat and tell her that you're ready to cast spell level 9 Eroticism on her. (make sure you bolt lock the doors in case she tries to run and leave, this is usually the first reaction to most women I've been with).

Then proceed to go to the kitchen and make some Cream of Wheat over the stove top. If she asks what you're making tell her it's none of her business, because really it's not. It's your Cream of Wheat, you bought it with your own money and took time away out of your schedule to go to the store to purchase it, and she doesn't need to be going through your personal life, as you guys just met.

And when you're ****ing her (obviously the girl has no choice but to drop her panties for you as she can't possibly resist you now) start talking shit, but do it like Randy Jackson would critique someone on American Idol, so she doesn't cry, because when a woman cries in bed that can ruin all the fun. When she's moaning, yelling etc., look at her in the eyes and tell her that she sounds exactly like your own mother. At that point that usually causes them to buck a little bit because they think you're creepy by this point so make sure you're holding on the something.

Then afterwards smoke a big ass bowl of weed, and watch the rest of the Chuck Norris movie. Ask her if she wants to play multi-player Golden Eye on Nintendo 64, because obviously after every fling, every man should play a round of Golden Eye multi-player and I'm more than sure you have your 64 out in your car waiting, like most guys do. If she tells you to leave, do so in a polite manner. But don't forget to take your Wizard hat, gown, and wand with you.

And if you really wanna be nice a make a great impression, leave a couple coupons for sweet deals on her fridge from your local Laser Tag.

08-04-2009, 08:27 AM
Simply Red You Sweetie! Join Date: Sep 2005 Casino cash: $2021206219 VARSITY	-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate. So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta) Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.) So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her. SO, Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones. Last edited by Simply Red; 08-04-2009 at 02:39 PM..
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08-04-2009, 09:22 AM	#46
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08-04-2009, 09:24 AM	#47
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08-04-2009, 09:32 AM	#50
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08-04-2009, 09:56 AM	#52
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08-04-2009, 10:10 AM	#54
mcan Apr 13,1949 – Dec 15, 2011 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Kansas City, MO Casino cash: $9996085	Find an excuse to start texting her. Keep your messages open ended and SHORT. Use less words and MORE punctuation to make your point. Think of this like attracting a cat to come and play with a ball of string. Don't just throw the ball at the cat, or she won't give a shit about it. Let her see that there is something moving over there... Perhaps it's a ball? Perhaps it would be fun to... Chase... A bit... Then hold still. Then throw yourself across the room quickly in a direction opposite of the cat's intended path and she will jump on you quicker than she can call you her own pajamas. Also, alcohol. Seriously though. Just send her the text "wine drinker?" when she sends back something like "of course" (at this point she's wondering if it's a question or an invite) You send back something like "red or white?" She: "white" (now she's intrigued) You: "REALLY? " She: "whats wrong with WHITE?" From there you just keep up the short messages. Always be assertive and kinda funny until she agrees to HAVE that glass of wine. Don't apologize too much, and don't talk too much. When you do talk, make it count though and be passionate and energetic. Talk about your philosophies and keep the conversation about BIG ideas about life. Don't go into 20 questions mode, ie: what's your favorite band, favorite color, where were you born, etc...? That stuff is boring and wrote. Above all though... BE AGGRESSIVE. Don't be afraid to touch, and if it's returned, touch liberally! Build tension ALL THE TIME. Don't cross lines until she's ready to tear you apart. And GOOD LUCK.
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08-04-2009, 10:15 AM	#55
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08-04-2009, 10:16 AM	#56
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08-04-2009, 10:23 AM	#60
CoMoChief Mahomes Dynasty Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Parts Unknown Casino cash: $7672254	Go over there and watch a Chuck Norris movie. That right there will get her really wet and in the mood. Then dash to the bathroom and act like you have to take a really huge shit. Remember this has to be at her place, not yours. Then come running out of the bathroom in your wizard gown and hat and tell her that you're ready to cast spell level 9 Eroticism on her. (make sure you bolt lock the doors in case she tries to run and leave, this is usually the first reaction to most women I've been with). Then proceed to go to the kitchen and make some Cream of Wheat over the stove top. If she asks what you're making tell her it's none of her business, because really it's not. It's your Cream of Wheat, you bought it with your own money and took time away out of your schedule to go to the store to purchase it, and she doesn't need to be going through your personal life, as you guys just met. And when you're ***ing her (obviously the girl has no choice but to drop her panties for you as she can't possibly resist you now) start talking shit, but do it like Randy Jackson would critique someone on American Idol, so she doesn't cry, because when a woman cries in bed that can ruin all the fun. When she's moaning, yelling etc., look at her in the eyes and tell her that she sounds exactly like your own mother. At that point that usually causes them to buck a little bit because they think you're creepy by this point so make sure you're holding on the something. Then afterwards smoke a big ass bowl of weed, and watch the rest of the Chuck Norris movie. Ask her if she wants to play multi-player Golden Eye on Nintendo 64, because obviously after every fling, every man should play a round of Golden Eye multi-player and I'm more than sure you have your 64 out in your car waiting, like most guys do. If she tells you to leave, do so in a polite manner. But don't forget to take your Wizard hat, gown, and wand with you. And if you really wanna be nice a make a great impression, leave a couple coupons for sweet deals on her fridge from your local Laser Tag. Last edited by CoMoChief; 08-04-2009 at 10:30 AM..*
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