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Old 08-04-2009, 08:27 AM  
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-- Please instruct me as to how to land my neighbor's temporary roommate.
So my neighbor (Sabrina) has a friend from Yale (Christie.) They never knew each other @ Yale. Funny, they met each other here. (Atlanta)

Anyway, so Sabrina and I are relatively close and we've done numerous things together, however she has a man in which she's holding-down a long-distance relationship w/. Welp, the other day we were running and she had casually mentioned that Christie (temp. roomy) and her had discussed small talk, like talking about guys and stuff (the prior night.) Sabrina (my neighbor) mentioned they'd eventually discussed 'guys.' She went on and on and illustrated that Christie is much different than that of herself (Sabrina.) In fact she'd mentioned Christie didn't think that it was a big deal at all hooking up w/ guys (as in sex.)

So, I was over there last night (briefly.) To try to meet Christie. She was very friendly to me. Well, Sabrina (my neighbor) is going out of town this weekend. I said: "Oh dear, I'd better get you my cell phone number in case you need anything while Sabrina's away." She replied, "That's a good idea" and then continued to tell me that she'd just called me and that the missed-call was her.

SO,

Pointers are really needed here, this girl is like 5'2" and petite w/ big blue eyes. 24 BTW she's a solid '8' if you don't mind the smaller petite ones.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:27 AM   #61
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She STILL isn't very attracted to me, but she's addicted to me and she holds on TIGHT
Yeah, okay, good luck with that. Let's try to steer others away from possessive psychos who don't know what they want.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:36 AM   #62
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Yeah, okay, good luck with that. Let's try to steer others away from possessive psychos who don't know what they want.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:38 AM   #63
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Then afterwards smoke a big ass bowl of weed, and watch the rest of the Chuck Norris movie. Ask her if she wants to play multi-player Golden Eye on Nintendo 64, because obviously after every fling, every man should play a round of Golden Eye multi-player and I'm more than sure you have your 64 out in your car waiting, like most guys do. If she tells you to leave, do so in a polite manner. But don't forget to take your Wizard hat, gown, and wand with you.

And if you really wanna be nice a make a great impression, leave a couple coupons for sweet deals on her fridge from your local Laser Tag.
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I like everything mentioned above. Wizard costume is a little weird but I'm flexible.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:39 AM   #64
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:39 AM   #65
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Hmmm. Maybe ask her out on a date?
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:42 AM   #66
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probably avoid going on line and discussing it with a bunch of like minded football fans.
see, the difference between you and I is: I don't give a flying ****.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:42 AM   #67
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Good grief, it's a miracle some of you ever get a chance to mate with the way you overcomplicate things. It's real simple, she's either interested or she's not, and nothing you do or say will make her interested if she isn't.
A woman knows instantly whether she is interested in a man in 'that' way, and it's almost impossible to change whichever direction that points in.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:43 AM   #68
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A woman knows instantly whether she is interested in a man in 'that' way, and it's almost impossible to change whichever direction that points in.
Yeah, that's the popular theory. Fortunately, for the persistent male, it's a load of crap.
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A woman knows instantly whether she is interested in a man in 'that' way, and it's almost impossible to change whichever direction that points in.
so you're touching on his point, right?
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:46 AM   #70
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umm, no. She'll be gone in 3-weeks, I'm the Alpha, all she's getting from me is a 'bump-n-grind' and possibly a triscuit, or a diet-coke, or something.
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so you're touching on his point, right?

Hey ! Hey now !

There will be NO touching on a football board.
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Fortunately, for the persistent male, it's a load of crap.
Fortunately for the dreaming male, we'll let you believe that.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:48 AM   #73
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Fortunately for the dreaming male, we'll let you believe that.
It happens all the time, but it's not the subject of this thread, so I'll just leave it at that.
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Fortunately for the dreaming male, we'll let you believe that.
Honestly, he's right, (though confuscious say different) girls are the WORST ones to take advice from, regarding other girls. That book said that.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:49 AM   #75
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umm, no. She'll be gone in 3-weeks, I'm the Alpha, all she's getting from me is a 'bump-n-grind' and possibly a triscuit, or a diet-coke, or something.
Sorry, dude. That "alpha" shit is for losers. But good luck anyway.
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