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View Poll Results: Who would you rather lose your virginity to? | |||
The white woman |
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90 | 65.69% |
The Hispanic woman |
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47 | 34.31% |
Voters: 137. You may not vote on this poll |
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#916 |
oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
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I know you can pee standing up and all, but golden showers are a no-no.
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#917 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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I'll just lie and say I'm a squirter.
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#918 |
oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
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"Squirting" five minutes after it's over might be a dead giveaway.
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MER
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Location: Colorado
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My boss on the other hand does lunges down the hallway to the bathroom and does squats while washing her hands. I aim to be like her one day. |
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#920 |
oxymoron
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Is she hot?
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#921 |
You think you can get by this?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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#922 |
oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
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A rerun? Of what?
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#923 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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#924 |
MER
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Location: Colorado
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#925 |
"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
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I feel the need to wear a condom just for visiting this thread.
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I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you? |
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#926 |
MER
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#927 |
oxymoron
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#928 |
oxymoron
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#929 |
MER
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#930 |
oxymoron
Join Date: Feb 2001
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Knee to the balls followed by knee to the face is the extent of my personal combat arsenal.
I'm ne'er a lover or a fighter. |
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