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Old 08-04-2009, 02:55 PM   #1
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That seems like a harmless way to kick things off.


You're not new to this, I'm not sure what the need for this is other than maybe some attention.

I think the cookies is a good idea, but I'm no pimp like Gochiefs and mecca.
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:56 PM   #2
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Jesus, just say "come over and hang out."

She's not going to say no.

Then you start making out. Don't be a pussy.

This one is practically begging for it. If you can't close this you are truly inept. You don't even have to drive anywhere where there are gay receptionists.
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:57 PM   #3
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Jesus, just say "come over and hang out."

She's not going to say no.

Then you start making out. Don't be a pussy.

This one is practically begging for it. If you can't close this you are truly inept. You don't even have to drive anywhere where there are gay receptionists.
I hate to say it, but Douchebag is pretty close to the mark here.
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:59 PM   #4
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I hate to say it, but Douchebag is pretty close to the mark here.
This.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:01 PM   #5
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This thread should have been made to only be advice from III, Meatpeeker and the king of the chocolate hogs.....as a testament to planet advice of virgins past.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:02 PM   #6
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Don't think too much about it. That's the best and easiest way to completely **** things up. Just talk to her, be yourself. Texting is a great thing. If you do invite her over, be casual about it, don't try to turn yourself into emeril to impress her with your l33t baking skills. Chocolate chip cookies with fua gras are not a good idea.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:03 PM   #7
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Don't think too much about it. That's the best and easiest way to completely **** things up. Just talk to her, be yourself. Texting is a great thing. If you do invite her over, be casual about it, don't try to turn yourself into emeril to impress her with your l33t baking skills. Chocolate chip cookies with fua gras are not a good idea.
lol,
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:02 PM   #8
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This girl doesn't need a meal from you.

At most she needs popcorn and pay-per-view.

Invite her over for a movie if you really have to get specific.

You won't be finishing the movie.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:03 PM   #9
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Maybe I missed it, but WTF happened to "this thread is worthless without...."?

Is the Planet slipping that badly?


P.S. I believe I've said this in the past, but if you come on here and look for advice on getting laid, you deserve what you get. (which is to say that you deserve the clap; grow a pair of your own, jeebus)
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:04 PM   #10
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Based on your information that you've provided, it's a lock. The other thing you NEED to decide is what positions you'll use. Just remember "spooning leads to forking".
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:06 PM   #11
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Based on your information that you've provided, it's a lock. The other thing you NEED to decide is what positions you'll use.
Wait. Positions? Plural? You mean there's more than one? Just when I think I've learned everything, there's another curveball.

Sorry. Channeling GoChiefs.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:09 PM   #12
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Wait. Positions? Plural? You mean there's more than one? Just when I think I've learned everything, there's another curveball.

Sorry. Channeling GoChiefs.
It just depends on whether he'll use EACH position to completion. Or provide a versatile package of positions.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:06 PM   #13
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it sounds like not even Earnest Byner could fumble this away
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:07 PM   #14
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You're interested. She's interested. Don't dabble with it. Just relax and let nature take its course.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:12 PM   #15
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You're interested. She's interested. Don't dabble with it. Just relax and let nature take its course.
WAIT, so bareback her?
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