Official Laker-Hater Championship thread. Whining encouraged!!

[California Injun]

Leave it to the JailBlazers to tank their game against the lowly Clippers to avoid meeting the San Antonio Spurs in their bracket.

Leave it to the 3-Time Champs to exude class by whomping up on the lowly Warriors to secure the #5 seed and eventually match-up with the Spurs in the next round.

That "whoosh" you hear is from the Cowtown Euros as they get a cakewalk to the Western Finals by playing the Utah Greybeards and then the defenseless Cuban Cigars.

The Staples Crew will EASILY dispatch those toothless T-Cubs before a BIG match-up against the Boot Accessorizors. This will be a huge test for the Champs but they will eventually prevail before the long awaited match-up with the Farmers.

Once past the Spurs, the Lakers will throttle the Kings and send that franchise reeling. Rumor has it that Brittney Spears is already scoping out Mark Madsen for a date to the NBA Finals.

Unlike the Detroit Red Wings complete choke job in this years NHL Finals, the Big Aristolte has his crew all primed for a Quatro.

Long live the Lakers dynasty and their loyal fans.

Long live the venomous hatred of those unfortunate souls who continue to slander this great organization.

As Kobe said tonight in the post game interview;

"It's time to dance, baby!"

[ROYC75]

It's like I have said all along.............

NO 4 PEAT THIS YEAR !

[bkkcoh]

How in the world can a big man play 46 minutes a power game and only get 1 foul...

[Ultra Peanut]

Amazing job by the T'Wolves to win despite being RAPED by the officials.

[suds79]

After further review, I can honestly say that was the worse officiated basketball game I've ever seen.


And I think I've seen enough. K.G. is the MVP mark it down. His game is just so good. Basically he has all the moves Kobe & McGrady have but he's 6'11! He can hit that turn-around fade away jumper, he can post up, he can put the ball on the floor, he can hit that outside shot (just inside the 3 usually) just as good as the other guys and he rebounds. Given his talent & heigth, I just dont' see how you can pass him up.

[TEX]

Originally posted by Psicosis
Amazing job by the T'Wolves to win despite being RAPED by the officials.

Yep. The SAME thing happened to the Kings last year. GO WOLVES! GO ANYBODY EXCEPT THE LAKERS!

[BIG_DADDY]

Chief Faithful wrote:

Horry just supplanted Divac as the flop king.

One flop and he passes Vladeflop? You are about as objective as Remount and Talibanme. As a Laker fan I was totally embarassed and he better not do it again.

Names too long wrote:

Yep. The SAME thing happened to the Kings last year. GO WOLVES! GO ANYBODY EXCEPT THE LAKERS!

Do the crying queen fans ever quit?


Congratulations to the TDogs who certainly deserved that game.

[The Bad Guy]

It's like I have said all along.............

NO 4 PEAT THIS YEAR !

And the year before that you said no Three Peat.

What do you want a medal for hopping on the Laker-hating bandwagon?

[Chief Faithful]

One flop and he passes Vladeflop? You are about as objective as Remount and Talibanme. As a Laker fan I was totally embarassed and he better not do it again.

There is a big difference, Divac waits for contact to flop, Horry doesn't need the contact he just flops. And, don't play naive, Horry flops are as common as Divac's.

Don't forget Kobe, he is a flopper on the three point line. Put a hand in his face and he will flop. Many shooters will flop to try and get to the line.

I guess the difference between the Lakers and the Kings is the Kings wait for the contact to flop. The only reason Divac has a reputation is Shaq crys to the media and refs because everytime he lowers a shoulder Divac will go down on contact. But, at least there is contact.

I hope you are preparing yourself for a Kings vs T-Wolves / Spurs finals.

[suds79]

I hate it when all the star players do this... (and Kobe is guilty)

But you see a star guard go up, get stuffed or stripped CLEAN and they'll throw up their arms like real quick, flop their legs around, yell "ahhh!!" and then look at the ref. Be a man and just admit the other guy made a good play. They look like a fish out of water they're floppin so bad. Just because you might be the best player in the world, doesn't mean another professional can't make a good play against you.

Normal people are guilty of this to.

Have you ever seen someone walk down a sidewalk, stumble over a crack and turn to look at the sidewalk afterwards like there's something wrong with the ground? Same thing. Be a man and just admit that for that moment you were simply a clumsy b!tch who looked silly.

[BIG_DADDY]

Chief Faithful wrote:

There is a big difference, Divac waits for contact to flop, Horry doesn't need the contact he just flops. And, don't play naive, Horry flops are as common as Divac's.

Don't forget Kobe, he is a flopper on the three point line. Put a hand in his face and he will flop. Many shooters will flop to try and get to the line.

I guess the difference between the Lakers and the Kings is the Kings wait for the contact to flop. The only reason Divac has a reputation is Shaq crys to the media and refs because everytime he lowers a shoulder Divac will go down on contact. But, at least there is contact.

I hope you are preparing yourself for a Kings vs T-Wolves / Spurs finals.

If that finals scenario happens so be it. In all fairness I shouldn't have compared you to Talibanme and Recount as that would be an insult to them based upon your last analysis. I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you are much more intelligent than that and are just trying to flame the Lakers fans out there. If you really feel that anyone in the NBA flops anywhere near as much as the Vladeflop does when he plays the Lakers your are seriously dillusional. To say the Lakers cry more than the Queerbait Queens is simply the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen posted on the Planet, I'll leave it at that.

[The Bad Guy]

There is a big difference, Divac waits for contact to flop, Horry doesn't need the contact he just flops. And, don't play naive, Horry flops are as common as Divac's.

Don't forget Kobe, he is a flopper on the three point line. Put a hand in his face and he will flop. Many shooters will flop to try and get to the line.

I guess the difference between the Lakers and the Kings is the Kings wait for the contact to flop. The only reason Divac has a reputation is Shaq crys to the media and refs because everytime he lowers a shoulder Divac will go down on contact. But, at least there is contact.

I hope you are preparing yourself for a Kings vs T-Wolves / Spurs finals.

This is the biggest pile of shit I have ever read on the Planet.

Flopping is acting. Survey NBA fans and ask them who is the king of flopping. Divac would win in a landslide.

Keep saying your prayers that the TWolves could do something that your beloved Kings never had the ability to do: Beat LA in a 7 game series.

[steve_minor]

Its sad when people have to argue over who flops the most in a professional sport. I am not blaming the players, I am blaming the league. Can you think if DT in football stop trying to get to the QB and trying to act like their being held. They don't because the NFL has good fair refs. I know sometimes they suck, but Paul T. isn't in their back pocket. anyways..

I can't let Hoory and Vlade be the only ones getting credit, Karl Malone is also a master at getting fouled.

Last rant...

I was pissed when one of the announcers last night said.

"What a good job of Hoory to flop and get the foul called. That just shows his experience."

grrrr....

[jettio]

The officiating was decidedly in favor of the Lakers.

Props to KC's Anthony Peeler. Defending Kobe Bryant as well as anyone ever has. It was funny how he overplayed Kobe's right hand in game two, and made Kobe drive to his left, which he was unable to do.

Last night, he did great denying him the ball and did not even have to make Kobe drive left to pretty much shut him down.

It was terrible to see a series of awful calls that would have decided the game except for the fact that the Wolves showed much more heart.

Peeler was a warrior in the OT, as were the other so-called role players. The T'wolves that finished the game are good basketball players, period.

NBA playoffs is about adjustments. It will be interesting to see how the Lakers adjust to the full court defense. I think the deciding factor for the series will be whether the T'Wolves can continue to shoot a high percentage.

I hope they win, but it sure has been a lot of fun seeing a Kansas City and Mizzou guy play such a big role in an exciting series. Combined with the Royals winning ways, if the Chiefs can pick up some promising players in the draft, being a sports fan is fun right now.

[BIG_DADDY]

steve wrote:

Its sad when people have to argue over who flops the most in a professional sport. I am not blaming the players, I am blaming the league.

I blame the players and I HATE it when anyone on the Lakers does it. I think that is one thing that is consistent with all Laker fans and Queerbait Queens fans. Lakers fans hate it and ridicule their players for flopping or crying. Queerbait Queens fans consistently defend their teams flopping and crying. I guess when your the best at something you might as well defend it.

[ROYC75]

Originally posted by The Bad Guy


And the year before that you said no Three Peat.

What do you want a medal for hopping on the Laker-hating bandwagon?

LA shouldn't have won it last year ! A LUCKY 3 PEAT IT WAS !