Official Laker-Hater Championship thread. Whining encouraged!! - Page 23

California Injun · 04-16-2003, 11:26 PM

Leave it to the JailBlazers to tank their game against the lowly Clippers to avoid meeting the San Antonio Spurs in their bracket.

Leave it to the 3-Time Champs to exude class by whomping up on the lowly Warriors to secure the #5 seed and eventually match-up with the Spurs in the next round.

That "whoosh" you hear is from the Cowtown Euros as they get a cakewalk to the Western Finals by playing the Utah Greybeards and then the defenseless Cuban Cigars.

The Staples Crew will EASILY dispatch those toothless T-Cubs before a BIG match-up against the Boot Accessorizors. This will be a huge test for the Champs but they will eventually prevail before the long awaited match-up with the Farmers.

Once past the Spurs, the Lakers will throttle the Kings and send that franchise reeling. Rumor has it that Brittney Spears is already scoping out Mark Madsen for a date to the NBA Finals.

Unlike the Detroit Red Wings complete choke job in this years NHL Finals, the Big Aristolte has his crew all primed for a Quatro.

Long live the Lakers dynasty and their loyal fans.

Long live the venomous hatred of those unfortunate souls who continue to slander this great organization.

As Kobe said tonight in the post game interview;

"It's time to dance, baby!"

BIG_DADDY · 05-14-2003, 10:34 AM

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What ever you call it besides the blow out in game 2 in has been a great series.

With the exception of the officiating I agree. It has been horrible both ways.

California Injun · 05-14-2003, 09:45 PM

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Originally posted by The Bad Guy

Yes, Malone is coming to California to wear Laker purple and gold.

Malone has admired the Lakers for years. In the lockout season he declared he wanted to play for the Lakers and I expect this offseason will be no different.

I think LA's top choice is P.J. Brown, but if Malone and Shaq play together it would probably be one of the greatest PF/C combos in the history of the NBA.

This possibility will have me questioning my Laker loyaties in 2003-04.

PLEASE let it be PJ Brown.

No way I want that overhyped Mailman going Postal for such a class organization as the Lakers.

**morphius** · 05-14-2003, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by BIG_DADDY

With the exception of the officiating I agree. It has been horrible both ways.

Which is why I don't watch the NBA much any more, one team will build up a nice lead, then all of a sudden get called for ticky-tack fouls that are not being called on the other side of the floor, and bam, close game. I think the only time it doesn't work out that way is when one team is really hot and not missing anything, or the other team is so cold they can buy a basket. Which is why the NBA reminds me of the WWF/WWE.

California Injun · 05-14-2003, 09:51 PM

Oh, and Game #6 is a lead pipe lock for the Lakers.

When was the last time you saw a winning postgame conference appear like a loss?

Lakers will win by double-digits in this message sending game.

The Spurs are calling the crisis lines as we speak.

See ya in Game #7, which will be a Lakers victory going away.

Bring on those defensless Cuban Cigars for their proper burial.

No way ABC wants an all-Tejas Conference Finals.

Time for a NBA conspiracy to secure the 3-time Champs their place in history.

It's STILL all good here on the Left Coast....

California Injun · 05-14-2003, 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by morphius

Which is why I don't watch the NBA much any more, one team will build up a nice lead, then all of a sudden get called for ticky-tack fouls that are not being called on the other side of the floor, and bam, close game. I think the only time it doesn't work out that way is when one team is really hot and not missing anything, or the other team is so cold they can buy a basket. Which is why the NBA reminds me of the WWF/WWE.

As if the NHL play-offs are any better? I've never seen so many referees snacking on whistles when obvious calls are required to be made.

What is the point of a regular season when all you need to find is a hot goalie (i.e. those Disney characters with She-Gere) for the play-offs?

Throw in those ultra-conservative game plans and you've got Soccer on ice with all those shutouts being served up.

If the NBA is WWF, then the NHL is Roller Derby.

B2chiefsfan · 05-15-2003, 07:37 PM

What's with the empty seats????

B2chiefsfan · 05-15-2003, 07:38 PM

Horry has missed twenty-six 3 pt attempts in a row.

Bull · 05-15-2003, 07:41 PM

If the ROCKETS aren't in the Play Offs why watch!

**KcMizzou** · 05-15-2003, 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by California Injun

No way ABC wants an all-Tejas Conference Finals.

Time for a NBA conspiracy to secure the 3-time Champs their place in history.

It's STILL all good here on the Left Coast....

As a fan... how could you take much satisfaction from a victory that you openly admit is given to you by the NBA and the refs???? If it's all a big set-up... wtf is the point????

B2chiefsfan · 05-15-2003, 07:50 PM

Duncan is playing some awesome ball. Shaq can't even handle him in the paint right now.

**KcMizzou** · 05-15-2003, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by B2chiefsfan
Duncan is playing some awesome ball. Shaq can't even handle him in the paint right now.

no doubt. He sure doesn't look "soft" tonight.

B2chiefsfan · 05-15-2003, 07:52 PM

Shaq's got for four fouls with 3:00 mins left in the third.

**KcMizzou** · 05-15-2003, 07:59 PM

Spurs by 12... 1:09 left in the 3rd

B2chiefsfan · 05-15-2003, 08:03 PM

The Spurs have always struggled in the forth during this series. Lets hope Duncan can keep it up. Shaq needs two more fouls.

Garcia Bronco · 05-15-2003, 08:04 PM

Oh Boy....could get interesting. There could be a crow shortage.

04-16-2003, 11:26 PM
California Injun Bucs 48 Raiders 21 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: San Andreas, CA. USA Casino cash: $10004900	Official Laker-Hater Championship thread. Whining encouraged!! Leave it to the JailBlazers to tank their game against the lowly Clippers to avoid meeting the San Antonio Spurs in their bracket. Leave it to the 3-Time Champs to exude class by whomping up on the lowly Warriors to secure the #5 seed and eventually match-up with the Spurs in the next round. That "whoosh" you hear is from the Cowtown Euros as they get a cakewalk to the Western Finals by playing the Utah Greybeards and then the defenseless Cuban Cigars. The Staples Crew will EASILY dispatch those toothless T-Cubs before a BIG match-up against the Boot Accessorizors. This will be a huge test for the Champs but they will eventually prevail before the long awaited match-up with the Farmers. Once past the Spurs, the Lakers will throttle the Kings and send that franchise reeling. Rumor has it that Brittney Spears is already scoping out Mark Madsen for a date to the NBA Finals. Unlike the Detroit Red Wings complete choke job in this years NHL Finals, the Big Aristolte has his crew all primed for a Quatro. Long live the Lakers dynasty and their loyal fans. Long live the venomous hatred of those unfortunate souls who continue to slander this great organization. As Kobe said tonight in the post game interview; "It's time to dance, baby!"
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05-14-2003, 09:51 PM	#334
California Injun Bucs 48 Raiders 21 Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: San Andreas, CA. USA Casino cash: $10004900	Oh, and Game #6 is a lead pipe lock for the Lakers. When was the last time you saw a winning postgame conference appear like a loss? Lakers will win by double-digits in this message sending game. The Spurs are calling the crisis lines as we speak. See ya in Game #7, which will be a Lakers victory going away. Bring on those defensless Cuban Cigars for their proper burial. No way ABC wants an all-Tejas Conference Finals. Time for a NBA conspiracy to secure the 3-time Champs their place in history. It's STILL all good here on the Left Coast.... __________________ I just made $13,000 on the Chiefs!!! Once they win the Super Bowl I'll be counting my winnings. (13:1 @ Lake Tahoe Horizon Sportsbook).
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05-15-2003, 07:37 PM	#336
B2chiefsfan Too Many Energy Drinks!!!! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: New Mexico Casino cash: $10004900	What's with the empty seats???? __________________ *I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sht. And, Jack left town.**
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05-15-2003, 07:38 PM	#337
B2chiefsfan Too Many Energy Drinks!!!! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: New Mexico Casino cash: $10004900	Horry has missed twenty-six 3 pt attempts in a row. __________________ *I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sht. And, Jack left town.**
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05-15-2003, 07:41 PM	#338
Bull Starter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Crawford Texas Casino cash: $10004900	If the ROCKETS aren't in the Play Offs why watch!
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05-15-2003, 07:50 PM	#340
B2chiefsfan Too Many Energy Drinks!!!! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: New Mexico Casino cash: $10004900	Duncan is playing some awesome ball. Shaq can't even handle him in the paint right now. __________________ *I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sht. And, Jack left town.**
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05-15-2003, 07:52 PM	#342
B2chiefsfan Too Many Energy Drinks!!!! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: New Mexico Casino cash: $10004900	Shaq's got for four fouls with 3:00 mins left in the third. __________________ *I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sht. And, Jack left town.**
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05-15-2003, 07:59 PM	#343
KcMizzou Supporter Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Parkville MO Casino cash: $10005170	Spurs by 12... 1:09 left in the 3rd
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05-15-2003, 08:03 PM	#344
B2chiefsfan Too Many Energy Drinks!!!! Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: New Mexico Casino cash: $10004900	The Spurs have always struggled in the forth during this series. Lets hope Duncan can keep it up. Shaq needs two more fouls. __________________ *I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sht. And, Jack left town.**
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05-15-2003, 08:04 PM	#345
Garcia Bronco No Keys, No Problem Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Denver Casino cash: $1713136	Oh Boy....could get interesting. There could be a crow shortage.
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