I will rate your performance as a Chiefsplanet poster

[sedated]

Originally Posted by goxlibutscrale

Phobia: 9.99 out of 10

We believe Phobia might be the greatest poster in Chiefsplanet history. The consistency of his dumbassery is almost unrivaled. He gives us glimpses into his personal life. He protected us from internet denizens.

Once, he attempted to uplift the site through sheer force of will.

He would rate out perfectly, but he abandoned us. Still, that's a mere minor blemish upon a near-flawless and upstanding record. In Chiefsplanet mansion, his giant marble statue stands in a fountain in the foyer.

In short, there are few Chiefsplanet posters more well-known and more respected than Phobia.

In fact, we believe there is only one.

like a boy who lost his puppy, golickbuttsnales has lost his man-crush