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I think I killed a medic.
I was sitting at my dining room table with my wife, and all of a sudden this spider ran across the floor. I had a newspaper, and so I squashed it.
About five minutes later, a second spider of the same species as the first ran across the floor on an identical path. I squashed it, too, and then started thinking about it. I wonder if the second spider was a medic or something, because it had to see the first spider get smashed, and it ran directly toward it with no regard for its own risks. I have a feeling I'm going to get a rebuke from the Red Cross soon. |
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Wtf now
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Either that or spiders leave no "man" behind.
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Are you sure you're getting enough oxygen to your brain in that thin air? Any smog alerts today?
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Please squeeze
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It was almost exactly like that scene in Blackhawk Down.
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That second spider was an idiot, rushing into the kill zone for a fallen comrade without checking the area for threats.
or maybe the first spider owed the second twenty bucks and he was on his way to lift his wallet.
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Was the second spider carrying a tiny black bag?
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I didn't see. It all happened so fast...I was just out of control.
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I'm already feeling some post-traumatic stress. The horror....The horror.... (Can someone make me a picture of a stickman with malaria cooling his head with water?)
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I saw a movie about spiders with some toxic waste mixing not long ago. I hope you didn't accidently start a mutant variation that will get bigger and attack all of mankind!!! You could have started the Bug War of all time!!!
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You probably first killed the mom and then her eldest son that was rushing to help.
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Maybe the second spider thought your bloodlust had been satisfied with the murder of the first spider.
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Did you hear what I said?
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Find and kill some more spiders. Have fun with it!
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