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Old 07-04-2005, 11:15 AM   Topic Starter
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I think I killed a medic.

I was sitting at my dining room table with my wife, and all of a sudden this spider ran across the floor. I had a newspaper, and so I squashed it.

About five minutes later, a second spider of the same species as the first ran across the floor on an identical path. I squashed it, too, and then started thinking about it. I wonder if the second spider was a medic or something, because it had to see the first spider get smashed, and it ran directly toward it with no regard for its own risks.

I have a feeling I'm going to get a rebuke from the Red Cross soon.
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Old 07-04-2005, 11:17 AM   #2
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Old 07-04-2005, 11:18 AM   #3
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Either that or spiders leave no "man" behind.
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Old 07-04-2005, 11:23 AM   #4
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Old 07-04-2005, 11:27 AM   #5
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That made me chuckle.
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Old 07-04-2005, 11:29 AM   #6
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It was almost exactly like that scene in Blackhawk Down.
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Old 07-04-2005, 11:40 AM   #7
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That second spider was an idiot, rushing into the kill zone for a fallen comrade without checking the area for threats.


or maybe the first spider owed the second twenty bucks and he was on his way to lift his wallet.
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Old 07-04-2005, 11:54 AM   #8
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Was the second spider carrying a tiny black bag?
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Old 07-04-2005, 12:01 PM   #9
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I didn't see. It all happened so fast...I was just out of control.
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Old 07-05-2005, 09:44 AM   #10
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I didn't see. It all happened so fast...I was just out of control.
Stay out of combat. You're likely to frag one of your own. You're too jumpy.
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Old 07-05-2005, 10:57 AM   #11
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Stay out of combat. You're likely to frag one of your own. You're too jumpy.

I'm already feeling some post-traumatic stress.


The horror....The horror....

(Can someone make me a picture of a stickman with malaria cooling his head with water?)
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Old 07-05-2005, 11:02 AM   #12
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I saw a movie about spiders with some toxic waste mixing not long ago. I hope you didn't accidently start a mutant variation that will get bigger and attack all of mankind!!! You could have started the Bug War of all time!!!
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Old 07-04-2005, 12:03 PM   #13
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You probably first killed the mom and then her eldest son that was rushing to help.
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Old 07-04-2005, 12:04 PM   #14
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Old 07-04-2005, 12:07 PM   #15
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