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Old 11-04-2014, 07:36 PM   Topic Starter
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HEY SORTER!! (and SULLY)
Is there any way you guys can learn us some football?

I respect, admire and am totally green with envy y'all's knowledge of football defenses and offenses and the structuring of the plays and such.

My personal playing experience pinnacle is the sandlot with neighborhood kids where the greatest play ever called was "EVERYBODY GO OUT FOR A PASS!!!!"

I am the epitome of the armchair fan watching a game that has no idea what he is looking at. But I still dig the hell out of it.

I'm too old and creepy to attend a football for girls class, so is there anywhere to get started like a football for dummies path to follow?

The Jets playbook is kind of useless to me at this point. I'm looking for the cue-cards being held a little lower.

You guys could probably organize some seminars and get tons of us mopes here to sign up. I'd like to sit in the front row.

Enlighten us, wise ones, please.

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Old 11-04-2014, 07:37 PM   #2
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Old 11-04-2014, 07:38 PM   #3
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Old 11-04-2014, 07:40 PM   #4
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What's football?
It's a game with big guys and a pigskin, but that's not important right now.

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Old 11-04-2014, 07:42 PM   #5
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Could you imagine if it was a bunch of little guys and really big pigskins?
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Old 11-04-2014, 07:45 PM   #6
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Could you imagine if it was a bunch of little guys and really big pigskins?
There's pigs and little guys?!?!?!?
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Old 11-04-2014, 07:59 PM   #7
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Could you imagine if it was a bunch of little guys and really big pigskins?
Actually, there was some kind of game where they rolled this huge medicine-ball looking thing around a field. Opposing team on each side of the ball.

I think it was a college kids thing, but not sure.

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Old 11-04-2014, 07:43 PM   #8
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From the name, I assume some game predominately involving kicking the ball.
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Old 11-04-2014, 07:39 PM   #9
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Old 11-04-2014, 07:43 PM   #10
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Old 11-04-2014, 07:51 PM   #12
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Sure!
Thanks.

That was real swell of you doin' a solid.

Watching football will never be the same.

I'ma lay some field mouse rep stick on ya.

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Old 11-04-2014, 07:52 PM   #13
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That was real swell of you doin' a solid.

Watching football will never be the same.

I'ma lay some field mouse rep stick on ya.

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Awesome, now he can find the slope. Won't help him understand football, though.
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