|
|
View Poll Results: Who wins? | |||
tooge |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
5 | 10.42% |
KCtotheSB |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
43 | 89.58% |
Voters: 48. You may not vote on this poll |
![]() ![]() |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
![]() |
Topic Starter |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-762449
![]() |
Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 12 - tooge versus KCtotheSB
Venue - indoor basketball court infested with angry killer bees
Starting Distance - 49 feet tooge Main Weapon - Crossbow and 6 bolts Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 9 seconds Special Factors - A woman is tied to a sawmill between you and your opponent and you must save her within ten minutes or be disqualified. KCtotheSB Main Weapon - Saturday Night Special .22 semiautomatic handgun (6 shot, 6 bullets) Backup Weapon - Bullwhip Prep Time - 18 seconds Special Factors - You have a jet pack good for ten minutes of flight |
Posts: 145,588
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#2 |
Pessimistically optimistic.
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Denver, CO
Casino cash: $-144914
|
![]() |
Posts: 16,747
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#3 |
...
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
Casino cash: $-1777705
![]() |
When the fight begins, KCtotheSB shoots the woman. Game over.
|
Posts: 30,926
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#4 |
Supporter
Join Date: Jan 2014
Casino cash: $-1640764
|
|
Posts: 2,002
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
#5 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Liberty, MO
Casino cash: $544112
|
|
Posts: 17,242
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#6 |
Opie and Anthony XM 105
Join Date: Nov 2008
Casino cash: $10002400
|
|
Posts: 7,910
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#7 |
Veteran
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Hollidaysburg, PA
Casino cash: $1132783
|
|
Posts: 4,898
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#8 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Feb 2004
Casino cash: $-2007095
|
Yeah, this isn't even close
__________________
Check out SPchief's fundraising page for Special Olympics Missouri - https://support.somo.org/fundraiser/5957339 ^^^^^^^^^^ Click here to help with a special cause. Please help me out ![]() |
Posts: 36,227
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#9 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-762449
![]() |
This is one where I would have to yield to the weapons experts. Wazu's non-standard strategy notwithstanding, I would view the sawmill woman as largely irrelevant since the match will end well before ten minutes, and the bees are equally an annoyance unless one of the weapons is easier to aim and fire while you're slapping at them.
The jet pack confers some advantage to KCtotheSB, though more for speed than height. So which weapon is more accurate and more powerful? The crossbow is probably more likely to cause an incapacitating injury, but has a much slower rate of fire. For that reason, I'll assume that the .22 pistol has an advantage, and will vote for KCtotheSB. I think this match ends quickly, other than the ten-minute wait for the woman to be killed by the sawmill.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history. |
Posts: 145,588
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#10 |
Thread I will end you.......
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Kansas City, KS
Casino cash: $-1610000
![]() |
tooge shoots jet pack, boom! game over...
__________________
![]() Patrick Mahomes II MVP 2X Super Bowl MVP 3x Travis Kelce TE GOAT |
Posts: 10,599
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#11 |
Starter
Join Date: Sep 2017
Casino cash: $10000400
|
As Mr Wazu said, assuming both contestants know the special conditions Mr tooge is a goner in this one.
|
Posts: 84
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#12 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-2670000
|
Tooges chokes out his opponent and pulls off the upset.
|
Posts: 43,138
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#13 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
Casino cash: $-2670000
|
Are the weapons randomized? Seems like we've had a lot of contestants with various types of bows.
|
Posts: 43,138
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#14 | |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $-762449
![]() |
Quote:
I also have a factor in the selection where the two are somewhat likely to get weapons in the same range of lethality. But that's only a 50/50 deal.
__________________
Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history. |
|
Posts: 145,588
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() |
#15 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2017
Casino cash: $2680400
|
Crossbow all day.
|
Posts: 16,092
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
![]() |
![]() ![]() |
Thread Tools | |
Display Modes | |
|
|