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kysirsoze | 11 | 27.50% | |
Bwana | 29 | 72.50% | |
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09-15-2018, 01:47 PM | Topic Starter |
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 6 Championship Match - kysirsoze versus Bwana
This is it. The long-awaited championship match. One of these two combatants will lift the coveted Chiefsplanet Gladiatorial trophy.
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise. Venue - Backstage at the Broadway production of*Madison (actors and staff present) Starting Distance - 99 feet kysirsoze Main Weapon - Battle Axe Backup Weapon - Bo Staff Prep Time - 2 Minutes Special Factors - You were kneed in the groin three times by actress Jennifer Lawrence at time t= -5 seconds, right after she was told that she's paid less than her male costars. Bwana Main Weapon - Two Handed Sword Backup Weapon - A loop of piano wire with handles and a loud shrill whistle Prep Time - 7 Minutes Special Factors - Any people who might be present (other than an audience) believe you are the villain |
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09-15-2018, 02:09 PM | #2 |
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Tough matchup. Let’s hear from the contestants.
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09-15-2018, 02:12 PM | #3 | |
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My twins hurt just reading about your triple nard shot. Sorry Kysirsoze, you're not recovering fast enough to put up any kind of fight when I only have to cover a little over 30 yards to reach you. If it's any consolation, I'll also kill of Jennifer Lawrence before I leave.
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09-15-2018, 02:22 PM | #4 |
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Bawan will cleave poor kysirsoze in half with his Claymore
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09-15-2018, 04:37 PM | #5 | |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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09-15-2018, 03:13 PM | #6 |
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The nut shot special factor is brutal.
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09-15-2018, 03:39 PM | #7 |
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This. Bawan would have had the edge in a straight up duel but taking a knee to the bag 5 seconds before being charged with a sword?
Sorry ‘soze, you battled valiantly to get here, but there can be only one.
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09-15-2018, 03:32 PM | #8 |
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All the people in the arena might think he’s the villain but I’m not bullrushing anyone with a sword.
Nutshot is killer. |
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09-15-2018, 04:34 PM | #9 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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09-15-2018, 07:08 PM | #10 | |
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Yeah Broadway types are going to come at some guy swinging a sword? A few people back stage may see me as the enemy, but what are they going to do, come after me and face death? If you're lucky, I may get hit with a stray purse which will not be much of a distraction. Meanwhile, you will be nursing your nads which have not been stuck not once, but THREE times. Dude, you're not getting up. Prepare for a dirt nap.
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09-15-2018, 09:41 PM | #11 | |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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09-15-2018, 09:57 PM | #12 |
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Nothing says macho like touring with Bon Jovi
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09-16-2018, 09:14 AM | #13 | |
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09-15-2018, 04:33 PM | #14 |
SNAP THE ****ING BALL!!!
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Easy win. I give the bo staff to the biggest stage hand and now it's two on one. No way he beats me with the help. Not to mention other people will join in.
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09-15-2018, 05:06 PM | #15 |
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I'm assuming the people still voting aren't even reading the thread. Bwana has no chance here. He's outnumbered 100 to 1. One knee from JLaw doesn't change that.
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