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Old 06-28-2022, 01:45 PM   Topic Starter
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I told my wife she
Needed to drop 20 lbs lastnight,

Lets just say I did not sleep in our bed.
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Old 06-28-2022, 01:47 PM   #2
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Old 06-28-2022, 01:51 PM   #3
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Why didn't you sleep in your bed? If she has a problem then she can go to a different bed.
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:04 PM   #4
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It was an air mattress and she got in 2nd.
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:13 PM   #5
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If you're smart, that's where you help her lose the weight.
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:23 PM   #6
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If you're smart, that's where you help her lose the weight.
See folks, Stevie is a man of solutions. That's a win win right there.
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Old 06-28-2022, 04:12 PM   #7
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:41 PM   #8
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Why didn't you sleep in your bed? If she has a problem then she can go to a different bed.
Sounds like there wasn't enough room.
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Old 06-28-2022, 06:23 PM   #9
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Why didn't you sleep in your bed? If she has a problem then she can go to a different bed.
I told my wife when we got married, I don't care how mad we might be with one another I will always sleep in our bed. If she wanted to go to another room that is on her! She has spent a few nights sleeping in another room! The only time in our 27 year marriage I slept in another room she had covid and I didn't.
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Old 06-28-2022, 09:23 PM   #10
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I told my wife when we got married, I don't care how mad we might be with one another I will always sleep in our bed. If she wanted to go to another room that is on her! She has spent a few nights sleeping in another room! The only time in our 27 year marriage I slept in another room she had covid and I didn't.
Same here.

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Old 06-28-2022, 01:52 PM   #11
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Old 06-28-2022, 01:53 PM   #12
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Lets just say I did not sleep in our bed.
Obviously, there isn't room.
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Old 06-28-2022, 01:57 PM   #13
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:42 PM   #14
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Old 06-28-2022, 02:52 PM   #15
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One time when I was younger my girlfriend (we lived together at the time, not sure why but that feels relevant to the story) asked me if I thought she was the most beautiful woman in the world. I, feeling that honesty was he best policy, said "of course not". She got all upset so I asked her if she thought I was the most attractive man on the planet & she said yes. And I said "we both know you're full of shit" but she still got all mad.

We've been married 14 years now.
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