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11-10-2023, 07:26 PM | Topic Starter |
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If you were going to start a museum about yourself...
...what would some of the major exhibits (or museum wings) be?
I would have a rather large wing devoted to "interesting things that I would have said, but since I was an introvert I never got to say them because I was in a group of extroverts and could never find a way into the conversation." I would have another wing of "sports feats that I thought I might be able to do, but never tried since I never played the sport". And of course there would be a wing of "best Chiefsplanet posts". |
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11-10-2023, 07:30 PM | #2 |
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I would be quite embarrassed to start a museum about myself, even if I wasn't a butt****ing moron and famous.
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11-10-2023, 07:31 PM | #3 |
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Honestly, the older I get, the more I realize that I could fill entire wings with “stupid things I said and did”.
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11-10-2023, 07:33 PM | #4 |
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My embalmed penis of course
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11-10-2023, 07:39 PM | #5 |
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11-10-2023, 07:37 PM | #6 |
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Off topic, this reminds me of the thing I hated most in my career. You know the rubber chicken businessy lunch where you have a big circular table of about eight people who don't know each other well and you feel like you're required to participate in a conversation you care nothing about. Gawd I hated those.
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11-10-2023, 07:40 PM | #7 |
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11-10-2023, 07:41 PM | #8 |
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11-10-2023, 07:48 PM | #9 |
Would an idiot do that?
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11-10-2023, 10:29 PM | #10 |
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I bet you'll spend all your time in the scho63 wing admiring the paintings of escorts, the receipts under glass of expensive lunches and the photos of all the countries I have been too in the World.
I'll make sure to send you a ticket.
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11-10-2023, 10:31 PM | #11 |
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An entire wing dedicated to:
Somehow, I'm still alive. AKA, the young and dumb years.
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11-11-2023, 02:02 AM | #12 |
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11-11-2023, 08:36 AM | #13 |
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My museum is pretty much written on the walls of truck stop shitters across the Midwest. A little in Vegas and the south east also.
Always carry a sharpie. sec
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11-10-2023, 07:56 PM | #15 |
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I'd have to start with how I made my first big score at the racetrack on my 21st birthday, leading me to eventually become the richest and most powerful man on the planet.
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