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09-24-2013, 12:33 AM | Topic Starter |
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Late Night Bullshit: God has now entered the forums.
Hello, Children.
This Is God. I Figured It's Been About... 2,000 Years Or So Since I Last Bestowed You With My Wisdom Directly. So. I Chose This Forum For My Next Bestowing. Here's The Problem, Though: Being God Is Pretty Time Consuming, So I've Only Got Two Hours. And I Didn't Want To Go Through The Hassle Of Creating My Own Username, Either. So The Actual Direckshun Is Running In A Celestial Mouse-Wheel, Totally Naked With A Ball Gag In His Mouth. What's On Your Mind. Tell Me Your Praise, Your Sorrows, Give Me Your Questions. You Get Two Hours To Shoot The Shit With God. Go. |
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09-24-2013, 12:36 AM | #2 |
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Eat shit noob.
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09-24-2013, 12:37 AM | #3 |
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09-24-2013, 01:04 AM | #4 | |
**** SOC & **** YOU
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BTW... can you tell us whatever came of that crusty piece of shit? Did he unintentionally self immolate in his 3rd house fire? |
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09-24-2013, 01:08 AM | #5 | |
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I Like Skip. Hopefully He'll See The Light (GET IT!?!?) And Come Back. |
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09-24-2013, 01:16 AM | #6 | |
**** SOC & **** YOU
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Also... where the **** were you from 2001 - 2004? Some seriously heavy shit went down in my life, because of you no less, and you were nowhere to be found. In fact, I think this is the first real conversation we have had since I was a teenager... and don't give me any of this cosmic multi-verse bullshit. I left you hundreds of voice mails. |
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09-24-2013, 12:37 AM | #7 |
Pessimistically optimistic.
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Will the Chiefs win the Super Bowl?
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09-24-2013, 12:39 AM | #8 |
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09-24-2013, 12:41 AM | #9 |
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09-24-2013, 12:44 AM | #10 |
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09-24-2013, 12:46 AM | #11 |
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09-24-2013, 12:38 AM | #12 |
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Why do you make all of your followers live in trailers?
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09-24-2013, 12:40 AM | #13 |
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Tell that to the folks that live in Tornado and hurricane states, God.
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09-24-2013, 12:47 AM | #15 |
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