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12-14-2005, 09:16 PM | Topic Starter |
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How do you go about finding a hit man?
Just curious. I'd like to get my mother in law a new pair of shoes for Christmas. I understand that cement is in this season....
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12-14-2005, 09:18 PM | #2 |
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12-14-2005, 09:19 PM | #3 |
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hmmmmmmmmm...never mind
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12-14-2005, 09:24 PM | #4 |
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There are cheaper and cleaner ways than cement. That's a "back east" animal. there are lots of fields here in the Midwest where things can be buried.
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12-14-2005, 09:34 PM | #7 |
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Why do you need a hitman? Just go, put your arms around your mother in law, tell her that you love her and that she's the best mother in law EVER!, then kiss her square on the mouth. She'll die right there from a heart attack and the autopsy will show death by natural causes.
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12-14-2005, 09:37 PM | #8 |
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12-14-2005, 09:41 PM | #10 |
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I don't know how you find one, but I'm pretty advertising for one on the internet is a bad idea.
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12-14-2005, 09:40 PM | #11 |
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I'd contact Stumppy. You haven't seen anything of Badgirl in weeks have you?
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She made his peepee look like he dipped it in honey and stuck it into a fire ant mound....and now his wife is pissed.
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