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02-07-2019, 01:28 AM | Topic Starter |
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Selling a house
Is ****ing maddening. It's nothing but a goddamn string of useless ****ing people with their hands out wanting money.
Seller's agent: Try to get you to underprice your home for a quick, easy sale. Not good at keeping you informed. Buyers agent: Sit around and wait for a buyer to find something they like online, and go unlock a ****ing door for them. Home inspectors: Biggest ****ing sham ever. OH WE PROTECT THE BUYER. Yeah just the dumbass lazy buyers who aren't capable of walking around a house and spotting obvious defects on their own. Mostly a way to extort more money from the seller after a deal has been made. And the closing costs...title fee escrow fee tax stamp blah blah blah what in the earthly **** is all this shit? $205,000 house....$25,000 just GONE off the top. Hopefully I'll die in the next house we buy so I don't ever have to go through this shit again. |
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02-07-2019, 01:33 AM | #2 |
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Buying one isn't better.
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02-07-2019, 01:38 AM | #3 |
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02-07-2019, 01:36 AM | #4 |
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Did you make a loss selling it?
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02-07-2019, 01:42 AM | #5 |
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02-07-2019, 01:46 AM | #6 |
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Shit, forgot to rant about the ridiculous disclosure.
How many ceiling fans are in the house? Seriously? I have to answer that? We're to the point where we can't even expect a buyer to walk through a house and count the number of ****ing ceiling fans on their own? |
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02-07-2019, 07:40 AM | #7 | |
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Wait until the buyer sues you & their home inspector because of the front door sticking & cracks appearing a year after you sold the house.
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02-07-2019, 07:55 AM | #8 |
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Nah, this place is 55 years old and there are no signs that is has shifted a bit in that time. Not one single crack in the basement and garage floor or anywhere on the foundation. No stress fractures in the drywall. It's rock solid. Whoever is buying it is hitting the jackpot.
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02-07-2019, 10:55 AM | #9 | |
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How many ceiling fans? How many ceiling fans have light kits? How many windows? Are all the windows the same? Have you ever added onto the house? If so what years and who did the construction work?
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02-07-2019, 01:15 PM | #10 | |
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How about.. At anytime.. The lights in the garage ,that are mounted to the celling. May for no scientific reason at all. Coming crashing down..
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02-07-2019, 04:50 PM | #12 |
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We bought several years ago, paid a one time PMI, then when we got to 20% equity we asked out of it......... got a premium refund on the balance.
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02-07-2019, 02:03 AM | #13 |
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FSBO is surprisingly easy. Just watch out for getting blacklisted by some agents because they fear they'll lose out on a full commission.
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02-07-2019, 02:31 AM | #14 |
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Commissions are too damned high for what little they do. Their primary goal is to get you to spend as much money as possible to make the house perfect for them. Then you pay them for the privilege.
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02-07-2019, 05:19 AM | #15 |
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We are going to be listing in May or June and I was thinking of going FSBO. Trying to figure out everything that I need to do if I go that route (or not do).
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