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08-19-2015, 06:18 PM | Topic Starter |
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****Official How Can We Enjoy Our Bitching Around Here More-Thread****
Oh, you knew it was coming.
It's Festivus, and I have a list of grievances! 1) Differing opinions are not trollery. 2) Bitching about how much Alex Smith sucks is not trollery, it is a fact of life. There are probably 1000 or more ways to describe the suck that is Alex Smith, and I sincerely pray that we discover them all before running his ass out of town. 3) Andy Reid ain't all that. In fact, between Dorsey and Reid, there's no question who I would shit-can if push came to shove. 4) Any QB not named Alex Smith should be able to make this O-line work. 5) Sweet hatred, disdain, and repetition of said disdain should be encouraged at every possible juncture in discussion, on every thread across the board, until the Chiefs meet the following minimum standards: a) Win a play off game b) Draft a legitimate QB prospect at round 2 or higher c) Quit calling plays like a ****ing reerun on 1st, 2nd, and 3rd downs "So we're talking about Jared diddling tweeners while stuffing meatballs down his gullet"? How do the Chiefs and more importantly, the suck of the Chiefs and their shortcomings tie in to said subject? Let's find a way, people. The Chiefs are a continually struggling and highly disappointing organization worthy of much scorn. The league is now a pussified bag of flaming dildo-stank, and you can't even get excited about a true miracle like Eric Berry returning to play because you know already that Reid and Smith are going to **** that nice story up before the season is over. The best, and most knowledgeable Chiefs fans on this board, when I first arrived, schooled my sorry n00b ass while bringing forth a grand and proven vision of what would make the Chiefs a legitimate and continually hunt-worthy team, year in and year out. (hunt for Super Bowl's, not CEO Senator Hair) These posters were cruel and merciless, and broke me down like the potters clay so that they could build me back up in to an intelligent, cognizant, non-homer; worthy. When I first joined, I had a Thiggy sig. What a goddamned embarrassment I was! I should have been rightfully taken to the nearest river and shot. Instead, I was schooled, trolled, and toughened until I became a mother****ing piece of IRON. And now, because the Chiefs have a shiny new coach and( thank God )a worthy GM, a bunch of soft, pathetic, nancy-assed Lil' Chiefy-leftovers from the days when folks of their ilk ran screaming from the collective wrath of Mecca, Hamas, Milk, and others, now want to 'Sacred Cow' yet another attempt at building a team in the same, tired, and proven unsuccessful fashion that has proceeded it ELEVENTY BILLION times before? No. Sorry. Ain't happening. This franchise, regardless of how it may have made you feel at one time, regardless of all the great tradition of crowds, noise, and BBQ, is hereby declared a bag of shit until the above minimum standards have been met. Until those standards have been met I, personally, will assist in being your troubled conscience. But I doubt I will be going it alone. Haters and Cranky Bastards of CP; THE TIME IS NOW, UNITE IN GLORIOUS SOLIDARITY! |
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08-19-2015, 06:31 PM | #2 |
You gotta kill a few people
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Don't you get tired?
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08-19-2015, 07:00 PM | #3 |
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08-19-2015, 07:03 PM | #4 |
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Festivus isn't until December so I can bitch about that.
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08-19-2015, 07:09 PM | #5 |
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As long as you're bitching, that's all that matters.
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08-19-2015, 07:14 PM | #6 |
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Tell me more of social injustice, I beg you.
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08-19-2015, 06:33 PM | #8 |
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Indeed I do.
Waiting for the Chiefs to commit to winning championships instead of ****ing around with my Sunday's for 25 years is exasperating! But I soldier on.
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We are in the same boat, but it's only been 20 years for me. Being patient has ran out years ago.
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08-19-2015, 07:10 PM | #10 |
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Sympathy rep.
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08-19-2015, 07:13 PM | #11 |
I'm with the banned.
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To be fair, they almost always get the 4th down call right. The glass is something like 24.75% full, man.
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Quote:
Donkey-boy.
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08-19-2015, 07:15 PM | #13 |
Dumbass!
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tl;dr
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08-19-2015, 07:19 PM | #14 |
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08-19-2015, 07:29 PM | #15 |
Kindness in words...
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This.
You should really find a new team. Nobody should be this pissy and whiney about anything. You aren't accomplishing anything with your negativity. You most certainly aren't going to be the new SOC. That's been done and results from that movement have resulted in the first back to back winning seasons for the franchise since 1993. Positive steps forward have been taken. What you are doing is completely counter productive to the changes that have been made that have resulted in a complete turn around in a scant two seasons. If something makes you so full of loathing and pessimism, I really suggest you change that something. |
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