I smoked some pot today and....

**Skip Towne** · 02-07-2005, 10:22 PM

I landed the most lucrative contract I've ever had. Yeah, after I smoked I called a broker and got 25 jobs per day handed to me. Since I make $20 from each one I get to make $250 per day for shuffling paperwork. I'm going to smoke some more pot tomorrow.

**Nzoner** · 02-07-2005, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I landed the most lucrative contract I've ever had. Yeah, after I smoked I called a broker and got 25 jobs per day handed to me. Since I make $20 from each one I get to make $250 per day for shuffling paperwork. I'm going to smoke some more pot tomorrow.

I've gotta fill 3 1/2 pages with new advertisers by Wednesday......thanks for the tip.

**Dave Lane** · 02-07-2005, 10:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I landed the most lucrative contract I've ever had. Yeah, after I smoked I called a broker and got 25 jobs per day handed to me. Since I make $20 from each one I get to make $250 per day for shuffling paperwork. I'm going to smoke some more pot tomorrow.

I'd say lay off the pot and work on those math skills.

Dave

tk13 · 02-07-2005, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I'd say lay off the pot and work on those math skills.

Dave

That is freaking hilarious.... give me a frying pan with eggs and we've got a walking "This is your brain on drugs" commercial.

KCWolfman · 02-07-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I'd say lay off the pot and work on those math skills.

Dave

LOL - Rep!

I guess he was taking out the munchies as a cost of business

**Nzoner** · 02-07-2005, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I'd say lay off the pot and work on those math skills.

Dave

Maybe he was subtracting cost of said pot

**Skip Towne** · 02-07-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I'd say lay off the pot and work on those math skills.

Dave

Yeah, you're right. I actually just get $10 per job. But judging on my recent success, I'll get another contract tomorrow if I smoke pot before I make the call. $500 per day will be really sweet since I can stay home and post on the Planet while others do the actual work.

**Dave Lane** · 02-07-2005, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Skip Towne

Yeah, you're right. I actually just get $10 per job. But judging on my recent success, I'll get another contract tomorrow if I smoke pot before I make the call. $500 per day will be really sweet since I can stay home and post on the Planet while others do the actual work.

Now your talking!

Dave

~Good luck just skip the math till like the next day.

Michael Michigan · 02-07-2005, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I'd say lay off the pot and work on those math skills.

Dave

I was gonna go to class,[and learn math] before I got high
I coulda' cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high
I'm taking it next semester and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to work, but then I got high
I just got a new promotion, but I got high
Now I'm selling dope and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna go to court, before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you weren't)
They took my whole pay check, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high,
Because I got high
Because I got high

I wasn't gonna run from the cops but I was high, (I'm serious man)
I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high
Now I'm a paraplegic, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna pay my car a note, until I got high
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high
Now the tow truck's pulling away, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high, I'm serious
I was gonna eat your pussy to, but then I got high
Now i'm jacking off and I know why, (turn this shit off) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I messed up my entire life, because I got high
I lost my kids and wife , because I got high
Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk, and I know why, (why man) 'cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high

I'm gonna stop singing this song, because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong, because I'm high
And if I don't sell one copy I know why, (why man) 'cuz I'm high,
because I'm high, because I'm high

(Are you really high man?) (he really is high man!) get jiggy with it
O bring it back (say what say what oh, Because I'm high
Because I'm high, because I'm high

BIG_DADDY · 02-08-2005, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave Lane

I'd say lay off the pot and work on those math skills.

Dave

Before he wants you charged with a felony.

**Rain Man** · 02-07-2005, 10:25 PM

I've got a big deadline next week. I'd better start freebasing now.

Oh, and congrats on getting the lucrative paper pushing gig.

**CosmicPal** · 02-07-2005, 10:29 PM

Huh? I'm really stoned right now, man. Were you saying something about rolling papers going for $250.00. That's not right, man. That's just ain't right. You got hosed. Like the time I was down in Venice Beach for the roller derby parade, man and this clown- this clown, man he was freaking me out. I was like, what's up with his freakin' eyes man. And that big mouth, and those big floppy shoes, man. And then, get this man, he squirted some water at me from this big old flower man, and I freaked out! I ran down the beach screaming and all these seagulls were chasing me and all. It was a trip. But, I gotta tell you, man $250 for a hooker is too much.

Inspector · 02-07-2005, 10:33 PM

Congratulations.

Smoke 2 and double your profits.

Mr. Kotter · 02-07-2005, 10:37 PM

Congrats....I always did like this Sublime tune. You should crank it, Skip.

SMOKE TWO JOINTS LYRICS
EDIT / RATE / PRINT
(she was living in a single room with three other individuals.
One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females.
God only know what they were up to in there.
And furthermore susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them
Habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers)

I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill...
Easy-e were ya ever caught slippin’? hell no!

Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin’ man
And momma she once told me son you do the best you can
But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head

(guitar solo)

Whoa, rock me tonight,
Whoa-oh, jah sake,
Whoa-ohh

RedNFeisty · 02-07-2005, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SDChiefsfan

Congrats....I always did like this Sublime tune. You should crank it, Skip.

SMOKE TWO JOINTS LYRICS
EDIT / RATE / PRINT
(she was living in a single room with three other individuals.
One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females.
God only know what they were up to in there.
And furthermore susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them
Habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers)

I smoke two joints in the morning.
I smoke two joints at night.
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints,
And then I smoke two more

Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill...
Easy-e were ya ever caught slippin’? hell no!

Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin’ man
And momma she once told me son you do the best you can
But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said
Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head

(guitar solo)

Whoa, rock me tonight,
Whoa-oh, jah sake,
Whoa-ohh

That is not near as funny as "Cause I got High"!!

02-07-2005, 10:22 PM	Topic Starter
Skip Towne Supporter Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: T-Town Casino cash: $10004900	I smoked some pot today and.... I landed the most lucrative contract I've ever had. Yeah, after I smoked I called a broker and got 25 jobs per day handed to me. Since I make $20 from each one I get to make $250 per day for shuffling paperwork. I'm going to smoke some more pot tomorrow.
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02-07-2005, 10:25 PM	#11
Rain Man Seize life. Be an ermine. Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: My house Casino cash: $-752449 VARSITY	I've got a big deadline next week. I'd better start freebasing now. Oh, and congrats on getting the lucrative paper pushing gig. __________________ Active fan of the greatest team in NFL history.
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02-07-2005, 10:29 PM	#12
CosmicPal Learn it. Know it. Live it. Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Casino cash: $10004900	Huh? I'm really stoned right now, man. Were you saying something about rolling papers going for $250.00. That's not right, man. That's just ain't right. You got hosed. Like the time I was down in Venice Beach for the roller derby parade, man and this clown- this clown, man he was freaking me out. I was like, what's up with his freakin' eyes man. And that big mouth, and those big floppy shoes, man. And then, get this man, he squirted some water at me from this big old flower man, and I freaked out! I ran down the beach screaming and all these seagulls were chasing me and all. It was a trip. But, I gotta tell you, man $250 for a hooker is too much. __________________ - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - * - Four blessings upon my fellow planeteers: Older whiskey, younger women, faster horses, and more money.
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02-07-2005, 10:33 PM	#13
Inspector MVP Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: K.C. Casino cash: $9914975	Congratulations. Smoke 2 and double your profits.
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02-07-2005, 10:37 PM	#14
Mr. Kotter Self Ban Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: In some's minds... Casino cash: $3194285	Congrats....I always did like this *Sublime* tune. You should crank it, Skip. SMOKE TWO JOINTS LYRICS EDIT / RATE / PRINT (she was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females. God only know what they were up to in there. And furthermore susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them Habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes... reefers) I smoke two joints in the morning. I smoke two joints at night. I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, And then I smoke two more Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill... Easy-e were ya ever caught slippin’? hell no! Daddy he once told me son you be hard workin’ man And momma she once told me son you do the best you can But, then one day I met a man who came to me and said Hard work good, and hard work fine but first take care of head (guitar solo) Whoa, rock me tonight, Whoa-oh, jah sake, Whoa-ohh __________________ Movin' On...
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