Would you let Kobe Bryant (expletive deleted) you for $5 million?

**Rain Man** · 03-02-2005, 06:26 PM

Conditions: You work at a hotel, and meet Kobe. Rumor has it that he likes it a little rough, and your name and face will end up all over the news and the internet as his latest conquest.

On the upside, he agrees to give you $5 million.

Would you do it?

Just FYI, $5 million will generate an income for you of at least $150,000 a year for the rest of your life, as long you're not an idiot.

Nightfyre · 03-02-2005, 06:28 PM

keg in kc · 03-02-2005, 06:29 PM

Only if he's hung like a hamster.

**Donger** · 03-02-2005, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by keg in kc

Only if he's hung like a hamster.

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**Donger** · 03-02-2005, 06:29 PM

Do I get dinner and a movie too?

**grandllama** · 03-02-2005, 06:30 PM

where's the poll kevin?

Katipan · 03-02-2005, 06:30 PM

I'm not kissing it goodbye tho.

03-02-2005, 06:32 PM

Have you seen the size of his feet?

keg in kc · 03-02-2005, 06:33 PM

And you know what they say about big feet.

**dirk digler** · 03-02-2005, 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia

Have you seen the size of his feet?

No but his hands are really big , wide and black.

Ultra Peanut · 03-02-2005, 06:33 PM

Sure. I'd do almost anything to bag Kobe -- err, $5,000,000.

For $5,000,000, Kobe could **** me till I loved him.

wutamess · 03-02-2005, 06:34 PM

He'd have to give me another $5mill just to stop smiling.

**dirk digler** · 03-02-2005, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wutamess

He'd have to give me another $5mill just to stop smiling.

After he is done?

wutamess · 03-02-2005, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by dirk digler

After he is done?

You bet your ass [pun intended] after he's done.

philfree · 03-02-2005, 06:43 PM

That's an old joke.

Question: "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?"

Answer: "A million dollars? Sure!"

Question: "Would you have sex with me for a dollar?"

Answer: "Well no! What do you think I am anyways?"

Punchline: "We've already established that I was just negotiating the price!"

PhilFree

View Poll Results: You and Kobe for $5 million. Yes or no?
(Sigh.) C'mon, Kobe. Let's play house. I'll be the mom.	10	66.67%
Y'know, poverty's not that bad. I'll stand pat.	3	20.00%
I need to get to know him better first.	1	6.67%
What can I get for doing Gaz?	1	6.67%
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03-02-2005, 06:43 PM	#15
philfree Indian Twitter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Free Agency Casino cash: $-2303802	That's an old joke. Question: "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?" Answer: "A million dollars? Sure!" Question: "Would you have sex with me for a dollar?" Answer: "Well no! What do you think I am anyways?" Punchline: "We've already established that I was just negotiating the price!" PhilFree __________________ [/SIGPIC]
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