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Hillary at a primary School in New York (JOKE)
Hillary Clinton goes to a primary school in New York to talk about the world.
After her talk, she has a "question and answer" period. One little boy raises his hand and the Senator asks him for his name. "Kenneth." "And what is your question, Kenneth?" "I have three questions: First, whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And third, whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?" Just then the bell rings for recess. Hillary Clinton informs the children that they will continue after recess. When they resume Hillarysays, "Okay where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?" A different little boy puts his hand up. Hillarypoints to him and asks him for his name. "Larry." "And what is your question, Larry?" "I have five questions: First, whatever happenedto your medical health care plan? Second, why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third, whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth, why did the recess bell gooff 20 minutes early? And fifth, what happened to Kenneth? |
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Howdy, Tom.
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I've gotta say, that's a funny joke.
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Local Authorities Find Missing Schoolboy
The police today found the body of the third grader missing since Senator Clinton's visit to his school. ![]() |
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That's a tragedy. And you know she's going to get away with it, too.
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This is way funnier:
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