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Old 03-17-2006, 04:43 PM   Topic Starter
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Who to lay off
The boss was in a quandary; he had to get rid of one of his staff.
He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be
a hard decision to make, as they were both equally
qualified and both did excellent work.


He finally decided that in the morning whichever
one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next
morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night.
She went to the cooler to get some water to take
an aspirin and the boss approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done
this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like shit."
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Old 03-17-2006, 04:44 PM   #2
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heh...


hey joe ... heard on the NFL network that you guys are going to match the offer for hutch.

whadda you think about that?
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:13 PM   #3
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hey joe ... heard on the NFL network that you guys are going to match the offer for hutch.

whadda you think about that?


Wow..I haven't been able to look at anything involving sports today. Did they match it? Minnesota has to be pissed about this.
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:18 PM   #4
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Wow..I haven't been able to look at anything involving sports today. Did they match it? Minnesota has to be pissed about this.
not yet ... but apparently they are planning on it.

work on the cap stuff now i guess.


i assume they're working on reducing walter jones' cap figure so that the poison pill in there doesn't activate.
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Old 03-17-2006, 04:48 PM   #5
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I still dont know what this years cap hit is.. If it's 13 mil that would be tough, however it would probably make the rest of the contracts cap hit rather small.. Mike Sando of the News Tribune seems to think the cap hit would only be 8 mil in the first year, I could live with that.
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Old 03-17-2006, 06:26 PM   #6
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Actually, the NFL says we dont have to swallow the poison pill, the Players assoc. thinks we do..

Details here..

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=2372965
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