Bachelorette Party

KChiefsQT · 08-03-2006, 09:20 AM

So this weekend is my big sis's big bash and I was in charge of plannign it. Everything is set and ready to go but I am trying to think of some games/excitement for the limo ride down to the city. Ladies who have attended such event, help a sister out!!!

SPchief · 08-03-2006, 09:21 AM

Everybody get naked and take pictures of yourselves.

KChiefsQT · 08-03-2006, 09:23 AM

If it were me, it'd be wild.. but my sister is the older more conserved child in our family. I'm gonna try to make it crazy without her even realizing it... but I need ideas. Unfortunately you're idea (SP) won't work!! hehe

SPchief · 08-03-2006, 09:24 AM

Well, you could still try.

**Gonzo** · 08-03-2006, 09:32 AM

Damn Bachelorette Parties are all the same. All these loud ass rowdy chicks are in the corner booth at a crappy club wearing shirts that have the same theme. Usually the bride will have that shirt with the stupid ass lifesavers all over it and charge a dollar to have some desperate single guy pull them off with his teeth. All the girls are drinking fruity drinks through a penis-shaped straw. At the end of the night there will be the one fat bridesmaid who wants attention and cries because she is way to homely to ever get married. Then the bride gets pissed off because it's supposed to be her night of attention. Then one of them pukes all over the table and at least one DUI is handed out before morning.

Other than that, have a great time!

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KCFalcon59 · 08-03-2006, 09:33 AM

You could invite Paris Hilton. That would make it interesting. Make her buy all the liquor though.

BIG_DADDY · 08-03-2006, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo8888

Damn Bachelorette Parties are all the same. All these loud ass rowdy chicks are in the corner booth at a crappy club wearing shirts that have the same theme. Usually the bride will have that shirt with the stupid ass lifesavers all over it and charge a dollar to have some desperate single guy pull them off with his teeth. All the girls are drinking fruity drinks through a penis-shaped straw. At the end of the night there will be the one fat bridesmaid who wants attention and cries because she is way to homely to ever get married. Then the bride gets pissed off because it's supposed to be her night of attention. Then one of them pukes all over the table and at least one DUI is handed out before morning.

Other than that, have a great time!

700 POSTS BEYATCH!!!

BIG_DADDY · 08-03-2006, 09:40 AM

Well if you come down here I could show her Joey but other than that if I were you I would plan a night in SF and have one of those bus limo's take you to all the hot spots.

KCTitus · 08-03-2006, 09:42 AM

excitement for the limo ride....hmmm, well, how about a bottle of tequila? Nature's energy drink.

KChiefsQT · 08-03-2006, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo8888

Damn Bachelorette Parties are all the same. All these loud ass rowdy chicks are in the corner booth at a crappy club wearing shirts that have the same theme. Usually the bride will have that shirt with the stupid ass lifesavers all over it and charge a dollar to have some desperate single guy pull them off with his teeth. All the girls are drinking fruity drinks through a penis-shaped straw. At the end of the night there will be the one fat bridesmaid who wants attention and cries because she is way to homely to ever get married. Then the bride gets pissed off because it's supposed to be her night of attention. Then one of them pukes all over the table and at least one DUI is handed out before morning.

Other than that, have a great time!

700 POSTS BEYATCH!!!

Been that desperate single guy one too many times huh?

jidar · 08-03-2006, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo8888

Damn Bachelorette Parties are all the same. All these loud ass rowdy chicks are in the corner booth at a crappy club wearing shirts that have the same theme. Usually the bride will have that shirt with the stupid ass lifesavers all over it and charge a dollar to have some desperate single guy pull them off with his teeth. All the girls are drinking fruity drinks through a penis-shaped straw. At the end of the night there will be the one fat bridesmaid who wants attention and cries because she is way to homely to ever get married. Then the bride gets pissed off because it's supposed to be her night of attention. Then one of them pukes all over the table and at least one DUI is handed out before morning.

Other than that, have a great time!

700 POSTS BEYATCH!!!

hahaha awesome work.

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Chan93lx50 · 08-03-2006, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo8888

Damn Bachelorette Parties are all the same. All these loud ass rowdy chicks are in the corner booth at a crappy club wearing shirts that have the same theme. Usually the bride will have that shirt with the stupid ass lifesavers all over it and charge a dollar to have some desperate single guy pull them off with his teeth. All the girls are drinking fruity drinks through a penis-shaped straw. At the end of the night there will be the one fat bridesmaid who wants attention and cries because she is way to homely to ever get married. Then the bride gets pissed off because it's supposed to be her night of attention. Then one of them pukes all over the table and at least one DUI is handed out before morning.

Other than that, have a great time!

700 POSTS BEYATCH!!!

Damn you hit the nail on the head with that one!

**ChiTown** · 08-03-2006, 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo8888

Damn Bachelorette Parties are all the same. All these loud ass rowdy chicks are in the corner booth at a crappy club wearing shirts that have the same theme. Usually the bride will have that shirt with the stupid ass lifesavers all over it and charge a dollar to have some desperate single guy pull them off with his teeth. All the girls are drinking fruity drinks through a penis-shaped straw. At the end of the night there will be the one fat bridesmaid who wants attention and cries because she is way to homely to ever get married. Then the bride gets pissed off because it's supposed to be her night of attention. Then one of them pukes all over the table and at least one DUI is handed out before morning.

Other than that, have a great time!

700 POSTS BEYATCH!!!

LMFAO. That is the best description of the "typical" bachelorette party that I've ever heard. Especially, lol about the one fat chick reference.

cadmonkey · 08-04-2006, 06:02 AM

Jesus Christ is there anything more annoying than an over zealous bachelorette party invading the dance floor of a bar, screaming and yelling with a blowup doll in multi-girl “train formation”?? There can’t be. And does the blowup doll pay a cover? He should! The thing with bachelorette parties is that you know either you or one of your buddies is gonna get “lassoed” by a fat chick with a feather boa at some point during the evening and wind-up going home without any drawers and nothing to show for it but a peck on the cheek. It’s just awful. Bachelorette parties are like Arod. They look so good but never deliver. You’re like, “Oooooooh, bachelorette party…” Then 45 minutes later you’re like, “UGH. F’n bachelorette party.” And 75% of the time, approximately, the only hot one is the actual bachelorette! Makes sense, doesn’t it?? So it’s really a no-win situation. Why girls on bachelorette parties don’t hook-up is one of the great mysteries of our time…........

with that said, have a great time and I wish I could be there to partake in the fun

JohnnyV13 · 08-04-2006, 11:36 AM

Really Kara,

I am absolutely astounded that you know me and haven't thought of the idea of having me "entertain" at the event.

I mean really.

What is such a party without a guy who possesses my "special skills"?

08-03-2006, 09:20 AM	Topic Starter
KChiefsQT Kara G! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: California Casino cash: $9325122	Bachelorette Party So this weekend is my big sis's big bash and I was in charge of plannign it. Everything is set and ready to go but I am trying to think of some games/excitement for the limo ride down to the city. Ladies who have attended such event, help a sister out!!!
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08-03-2006, 09:21 AM	#2
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08-03-2006, 09:23 AM	#3
KChiefsQT Kara G! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: California Casino cash: $9325122	If it were me, it'd be wild.. but my sister is the older more conserved child in our family. I'm gonna try to make it crazy without her even realizing it... but I need ideas. Unfortunately you're idea (SP) won't work!! hehe __________________ ~Just a girl who loves football~
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08-03-2006, 09:24 AM	#4
SPchief In Search of a Life Join Date: Feb 2004 Casino cash: $-2017095	Well, you could still try. __________________ Check out SPchief's fundraising page for Special Olympics Missouri - https://support.somo.org/fundraiser/5957339 ^^^^^^^^^^ Click here to help with a special cause. Please help me out
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08-03-2006, 09:33 AM	#6
KCFalcon59 MVP Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Topeka, Kansas Casino cash: $-520000	You could invite Paris Hilton. That would make it interesting. Make her buy all the liquor though.
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08-03-2006, 09:40 AM	#8
BIG_DADDY THE RED MENACE Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Texas Casino cash: $2558410	Well if you come down here I could show her Joey but other than that if I were you I would plan a night in SF and have one of those bus limo's take you to all the hot spots. __________________ The diabolical genius of Marxism-Socialism is that it provides the emotional and intellectual road map for autocrats to persuade millions of people to support their own enslavement to government. ~Mark Levin April 15, 2019
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08-03-2006, 09:42 AM	#9
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08-04-2006, 06:02 AM	#14
cadmonkey Please no Vick!!!!!! Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Boston, Ma Casino cash: $10004900	Jesus Christ is there anything more annoying than an over zealous bachelorette party invading the dance floor of a bar, screaming and yelling with a blowup doll in multi-girl “train formation”?? There can’t be. And does the blowup doll pay a cover? He should! The thing with bachelorette parties is that you know either you or one of your buddies is gonna get “lassoed” by a fat chick with a feather boa at some point during the evening and wind-up going home without any drawers and nothing to show for it but a peck on the cheek. It’s just awful. Bachelorette parties are like Arod. They look so good but never deliver. You’re like, “Oooooooh, bachelorette party…” Then 45 minutes later you’re like, “UGH. F’n bachelorette party.” And 75% of the time, approximately, the only hot one is the actual bachelorette! Makes sense, doesn’t it?? So it’s really a no-win situation. Why girls on bachelorette parties don’t hook-up is one of the great mysteries of our time…........ with that said, have a great time and I wish I could be there to partake in the fun __________________
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08-04-2006, 11:36 AM	#15
JohnnyV13 Veteran Join Date: May 2003 Location: Tucson AZ Casino cash: $5375200	Really Kara, I am absolutely astounded that you know me and haven't thought of the idea of having me "entertain" at the event. I mean really. What is such a party without a guy who possesses my "special skills"?
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