A little Holiday Poem...This ones for you FAX

**Buck** · 02:46 AM

Twas the night before Sunday, and all through S.D.,
Not a player was sleeping, not even L.T.
The Chiefs were coming out from Kansas City,
And as bad as they've played, I have no pity.

You see one of their players named Tamba Hali,
Tested his luck with the Chargers Greatest RB.
After the first game he said they were soft,
L.T. laughed and snickered, then he just scoffed.

Chargers fans knew that this just wasn't true,
They looked to their leader to see what he would do.
Tomlinson said don't listen to his stupid chatter,
Hes a dumb rookie, his opinion doesn't matter.

Chiefs fans rejoiced when they heard the good news,
That Shawne Merriman's ankle had quite a large bruise.
Number 56 assured us that there was no reason to pout,
Because for the night game he would turn the Lights Out.

Now we are reminded of the QB that causes shivers,
He's better known by his true name, and that's Philip Rivers.
He eagerly is awaiting Sunday Night's Game,
So ready for his recievers he called out their names!

"Now Gates, now Neal, now VJ and Hakim!
On, Keenan! On, Parker! On Manu and Kassim!
To the Fifty, the Thirty, and the Red Zone!
The Ten, the Five, and the END ZONE!"

After the offense builds up a lead,
The Defense will swoop in with their Quarterback reads.
Trent Green will air it out, but he will stammer,
As he is picked off bye McCree, Florence, and Jammer.

Then the Chiefs will try to go to the ground,
Its very apparent they have one of the best running backs around.
They'll give it to Larry Johnson, their stud young gun,
But big Jamal Williams will stop him to chants of "YOU CAN'T RUN!"

After the game, the Chiefs will be sent packing,
With memories of the "Sha(w/u)n(e)'s" constantly sacking.
In the streets of S.D. we'll have such a party,
Chiefs fans will realize this is the year of Marty!

We'll be off to the playoffs, while the Chiefs are at home,
Watching the Bolts get through the playoffs, but not at a dome.
Theres this little thing called Homefield Advantage,
All other AFC teams will not be able to manage.

Throughout the entire season they put up a fight,
They practiced and played well, now everything is going right.
To the rest of the teams the Bolts will look far out of sight,
as they yell, "Happy Playoffs to all, and to all a Good Night!"

I wrote this myself and first posted it in the Chargers forum, but I was thinking about you Fax when I wrote it (sorta). Have fun calling me a bandwagon fan.

Matt

**luv** · 12-16-2006, 02:44 AM

Not bad. Only it's "eagerly". Creative.

Oh, and I'm speaking as a wannabe poet, not as a Chiefs fan, when I say that.

**Buck** · 12-16-2006, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv

Not bad. Only it's "eagerly". Creative.

Oh, and I'm speaking as a wannabe poet, not as a Chiefs fan, when I say that.

Thanks for the heads up.

blueballs · 12-16-2006, 02:44 AM

what does it cost
to rent a port-a-potty?

Hootie · 12-16-2006, 02:47 AM

man, I feel all sorts of 'homo' after reading that shit.

el borracho · 12-16-2006, 03:03 AM

Heh. Looks like BuckinKaeding is getting sucked in by the Chiefsplanet tractor beam. Be honest, how many non-Charger threads have you read here in the last month?

milkman · 12-16-2006, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by el borracho

Heh. Looks like BuckinKaeding is getting sucked in by the Chiefsplanet tractor beam. Be honest, how many non-Charger threads have you read here in the last month?

You will be assimilated.

Hammock Parties · 12-16-2006, 03:10 AM

That sucked.

StcChief · 12-16-2006, 06:12 AM

Buck, Don't quit your day job.

big nasty kcnut · 12-16-2006, 06:50 AM

hickory dickory dock. The chargers won't beat the clock. When it's all said and done the chiefs will have thier fun hickory dickory dock.

**Easy 6** · 12-16-2006, 08:42 AM

Roses are RED, violets are blue...the

suck.

boogblaster · 12-16-2006, 09:21 AM

FAX will be better you wait and see..fuck you the bolts and Marty....

**noa** · 12-16-2006, 09:49 AM

Resistance is futile

**ExtremeChief** · 12-16-2006, 10:09 AM

All your base are belong to us.

**RealSNR** · 12-16-2006, 10:55 AM

You ****ed up the rhyme scheme you reerun

12-16-2006, 02:39 AM	Topic Starter
Buck Take a Chill Pill Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: South Carolina Casino cash: $5990295	A little Holiday Poem...This ones for you FAX Twas the night before Sunday, and all through S.D., Not a player was sleeping, not even L.T. The Chiefs were coming out from Kansas City, And as bad as they've played, I have no pity. You see one of their players named Tamba Hali, Tested his luck with the Chargers Greatest RB. After the first game he said they were soft, L.T. laughed and snickered, then he just scoffed. Chargers fans knew that this just wasn't true, They looked to their leader to see what he would do. Tomlinson said don't listen to his stupid chatter, Hes a dumb rookie, his opinion doesn't matter. Chiefs fans rejoiced when they heard the good news, That Shawne Merriman's ankle had quite a large bruise. Number 56 assured us that there was no reason to pout, Because for the night game he would turn the Lights Out. Now we are reminded of the QB that causes shivers, He's better known by his true name, and that's Philip Rivers. He eagerly is awaiting Sunday Night's Game, So ready for his recievers he called out their names! "Now Gates, now Neal, now VJ and Hakim! On, Keenan! On, Parker! On Manu and Kassim! To the Fifty, the Thirty, and the Red Zone! The Ten, the Five, and the END ZONE!" After the offense builds up a lead, The Defense will swoop in with their Quarterback reads. Trent Green will air it out, but he will stammer, As he is picked off bye McCree, Florence, and Jammer. Then the Chiefs will try to go to the ground, Its very apparent they have one of the best running backs around. They'll give it to Larry Johnson, their stud young gun, But big Jamal Williams will stop him to chants of "YOU CAN'T RUN!" After the game, the Chiefs will be sent packing, With memories of the "Sha(w/u)n(e)'s" constantly sacking. In the streets of S.D. we'll have such a party, Chiefs fans will realize this is the year of Marty! We'll be off to the playoffs, while the Chiefs are at home, Watching the Bolts get through the playoffs, but not at a dome. Theres this little thing called Homefield Advantage, All other AFC teams will not be able to manage. Throughout the entire season they put up a fight, They practiced and played well, now everything is going right. To the rest of the teams the Bolts will look far out of sight, as they yell, "Happy Playoffs to all, and to all a Good Night!" I wrote this myself and first posted it in the Chargers forum, but I was thinking about you Fax when I wrote it (sorta). Have fun calling me a bandwagon fan. Matt Last edited by Buck; 12-16-2006 at 02:46 AM..
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luv You think you can get by this? Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO Casino cash: $-1250000	Not bad. Only it's "eagerly". Creative. Oh, and I'm speaking as a wannabe poet, not as a Chiefs fan, when I say that.
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