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Old 01-09-2007, 01:41 PM   Topic Starter
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Q: What do you call 54 millionaires around a TV watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!!

Q: Why was Mike Solari upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar
bill?
A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a play off game?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common?
A: Both get killed on the road.
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Old 01-09-2007, 02:05 PM   #2
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Old 12-15-2007, 07:11 PM   #3
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Old 12-15-2007, 09:02 PM   #4
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You know what is really funny bandwagon boy.. You have not realized that the Chargers are in the same boat right now, just up the river some...
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Old 12-15-2007, 08:08 PM   #5
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I heard Cro impressed the ladies at the nude beach
until they realized it was a gar hanging on his sack
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Old 12-15-2007, 08:09 PM   #6
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