In case you didnt know: Women are retarted.

Chief Nute · 02-14-2007, 10:56 AM

For Christ sakes........just got off the phone with my wife. I am at work, and she is at home because she is a teacher and she has been the beneficiary of 2 days off (snow days) both this week AND last week, so 4 days total.

Before I go on a tangent here, let me just state that I think that "snow days" are the biggest damn farce in the history of existance.

The whole world doesnt shut down because you get 6 inches of snow. I still have to wake my dumbass up and go to work, so little kiddies should have to learn what that is like in the real world and wake up and get their little asses to school. There isnt any such thing as a snow day in the real world.

But anyways.......I wake up this morning and have enough time to shovel one side of the driveway before I have to get my ass to work. I tell my wife that I shoveled one side, and it would be nice if she could shovel the other since I had to run. I figured that was a reasonable request.......well talking on the phone with her this morning, she is telling me that she has pissed around on eBay all morning long and hasnt done anything. Just like the past three snow days....she hasnt done a damn thing. I get crappy with her and tell her that it would be nice if she would do something productive with her day. Some of us arent lucky enough to get a call at 5:00AM letting us know we dont have to work at all.

She says to not tell her what to do with her day........christ. I told her that it isnt too much to ask that she does some shit around the house on a FREE DAY off. It isnt like she took a mental health day and I started TELLING her that she needs to do shit around the house. I simply ASKED if she could do some things since she has had so much time off recently.........but apparently I didnt realize that a snow day is a vacation day in her eyes........

what a freakin crock.

rad · 02-14-2007, 10:59 AM

I bet she can spell "reeruned".

**Fire Me Boy!** · 02-14-2007, 11:00 AM

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I bet she can spell "reeruned".

planet lexicon... n00b.

rad · 02-14-2007, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

planet lexicon... n00b.

No shit.....I was just poking him with a stick a little....

**Fire Me Boy!** · 02-14-2007, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by rad

No shit.....I was just poking him with a stick a little....

Sorry. Figured you must've missed it.

rad · 02-14-2007, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Fire Me Boy!

Sorry. Figured you must've missed it.

Nah, it's cool. I like to do that sometimes when people post angry.

**Fire Me Boy!** · 02-14-2007, 11:00 AM

My wife did something like that when I was working three jobs. She said since she went to school and worked 25 hours per week that she'd like the just "veg" on her weekends. I pointed out that since I worked three jobs, that it meant that I worked M-F at my full-time gig, overnight Friday/Saturday, and mornings on Sunday that there wasn't a day of the week that I didn't have to work, so she could get up and do the goddamn dishes for me.

I feel your pain.

jidar · 02-14-2007, 11:01 AM

stop being a ****ing dickhead
if my wife came down on me like that I'd tell her to go **** herself. She's not my ****ing mother and doesn't tell me what I do with my days.

Same to you, pillowbiter.

besides, shoveling snow is man work.

David. · 02-14-2007, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by jidar

besides, shoveling snow is man work.

my first thought too

Chief Nute · 02-14-2007, 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by jidar

stop being a ****ing dickhead
if my wife came down on me like that I'd tell her to go **** herself. She's not my ****ing mother and doesn't tell me what I do with my days.

Same to you, pillowbiter.

besides, shoveling snow is man work.

Go **** yourself.........

I hardly told her what to do with her day. I asked her to finish a job I started because I had to go to WORK. Figured it was a reasonable request.......when she told me she had pissed around on the internet all day, I got pissed because I know if the shoe was on the other foot, and she had asked ME to do a job around the house, and I sat around and pissed away the day.....shit would hit the fan.

**Iowanian** · 02-14-2007, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Chief Nute

when she told me she had pissed around on the internet all day, I got pissed because I know if the shoe was on the other foot, and she had asked ME to do a job around the house, and I sat around and pissed away the day.....shit would hit the fan.

I've got her on IM right now....I think I'll ask her to join the planet and help with this thread.

JohninGpt · 02-14-2007, 11:35 AM

Perhaps if you had said "Happy Valentines Day, now get yer ass out there and shovel the driveway" it would have worked out better.

**Bowser** · 02-14-2007, 11:37 AM

Send her to Gitmo.

Simply Red · 02-14-2007, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Chief Nute

Go **** yourself.........

I hardly told her what to do with her day. I asked her to finish a job I started because I had to go to WORK. Figured it was a reasonable request.......when she told me she had pissed around on the internet all day, I got pissed because I know if the shoe was on the other foot, and she had asked ME to do a job around the house, and I sat around and pissed away the day.....shit would hit the fan.

Sounds reasonable to me Ike.

kepp · 02-14-2007, 11:06 AM

"If you don't shovel the driveway, you'll...well, let's not go there..."

02-14-2007, 10:56 AM	Topic Starter
Chief Nute Site Owner Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: THE State of Ohio Casino cash: $9934900	In case you didnt know: Women are retarted. For Christ sakes........just got off the phone with my wife. I am at work, and she is at home because she is a teacher and she has been the beneficiary of 2 days off (snow days) both this week AND last week, so 4 days total. Before I go on a tangent here, let me just state that I think that "snow days" are the biggest damn farce in the history of existance. The whole world doesnt shut down because you get 6 inches of snow. I still have to wake my dumbass up and go to work, so little kiddies should have to learn what that is like in the real world and wake up and get their little asses to school. There isnt any such thing as a snow day in the real world. But anyways.......I wake up this morning and have enough time to shovel one side of the driveway before I have to get my ass to work. I tell my wife that I shoveled one side, and it would be nice if she could shovel the other since I had to run. I figured that was a reasonable request.......well talking on the phone with her this morning, she is telling me that she has pissed around on eBay all morning long and hasnt done anything. Just like the past three snow days....she hasnt done a damn thing. I get crappy with her and tell her that it would be nice if she would do something productive with her day. Some of us arent lucky enough to get a call at 5:00AM letting us know we dont have to work at all. She says to not tell her what to do with her day........christ. I told her that it isnt too much to ask that she does some shit around the house on a FREE DAY off. It isnt like she took a mental health day and I started TELLING her that she needs to do shit around the house. I simply ASKED if she could do some things since she has had so much time off recently.........but apparently I didnt realize that a snow day is a vacation day in her eyes........ what a freakin crock.
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02-14-2007, 11:00 AM	#7
Fire Me Boy! Cast Iron Jedi Join Date: Nov 2004 Casino cash: $9999900 VARSITY	My wife did something like that when I was working three jobs. She said since she went to school and worked 25 hours per week that she'd like the just "veg" on her weekends. I pointed out that since I worked three jobs, that it meant that I worked M-F at my full-time gig, overnight Friday/Saturday, and mornings on Sunday that there wasn't a day of the week that I didn't have to work, so she could get up and do the goddamn dishes for me. I feel your pain.
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02-14-2007, 11:01 AM	#8
jidar MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: a Casino cash: $10004900	stop being a **ing dickhead if my wife came down on me like that I'd tell her to go herself. She's not my **ing mother and doesn't tell me what I do with my days. Same to you, pillowbiter. besides, shoveling snow is man work.
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02-14-2007, 11:35 AM	#12
JohninGpt Dammit Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Busted Stick, IT Casino cash: $4228304	Perhaps if you had said "Happy Valentines Day, now get yer ass out there and shovel the driveway" it would have worked out better.
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02-14-2007, 11:37 AM	#13
Bowser sorta mod-ish Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: KC North Casino cash: $-248384	Send her to Gitmo.
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02-14-2007, 11:06 AM	#15
kepp MVP Join Date: Aug 2005 Casino cash: $3459212	"If you don't shovel the driveway, you'll...well, let's not go there..."
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