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View Poll Results: Do you blast your ass with a big douche bag of water for "health purposes"?
No. I have never give myself a colon cleanse/ enema 40 71.43%
Not yet, but I may consider it in the future. 12 21.43%
Yes, I feel that we have major cloggages that are full of toxins that need eliminated from the body. 4 7.14%
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Old 04-12-2008, 01:18 AM   Topic Starter
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Do you do regular Colon Cleansings?

Do you?

Apparently it is very helpful. I haven't done one, butt I think it is something worth looking into, and was curious ass to who here does preventive rear maintenance?


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American people have the highest rate of colon-rectal cancer of all the nations in the world. It now accounts for more deaths of Americans than ever before in history. Most people think it's a dirty or embarrassing subject, but cancer and death are worse. By maintaining the health of your colon can help to significantly improve your health overall and limit the occurrence of chronic constipation and diarrhea.
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Old 04-12-2008, 01:19 AM   #2
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I clean my colon twice a day. Should I be purging more frequently?
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Old 04-12-2008, 01:37 AM   #3
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I clean my colon twice a day. Should I be purging more frequently?

Perfect person for a colon cleaning. You probally have 5lbs of shit packed in it. No wonder you can smell your ass.

Oh, I'm genius. New diet plan.
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Old 04-12-2008, 01:20 AM   #4
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without reading all that sthit what do you have to do to get a colon cleanese? do ya have to fast? im sure my colon could use a good flsuh
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Old 04-12-2008, 01:22 AM   #5
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without reading all that sthit what do you have to do to get a colon cleanese? do ya have to fast? im sure my colon could use a good flsuh
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Old 04-12-2008, 01:27 AM   #6
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Old 04-12-2008, 01:30 AM   #7
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Old 04-12-2008, 01:34 AM   #8
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I don't like the look of that thiang
Can't you just imagine that thing shoved down your throat.





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Old 04-12-2008, 01:21 AM   #9
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Old 04-12-2008, 01:21 AM   #10
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I've always wanted to do a colonic irrigation. I bet it feels great.
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every other month or so, i just eat to many grapes and instant cleaning.
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One of my friends was talking about this today. He has lost about 30 pounds in the past 3 months and says its amazing.

It was a bit weird hearing your friend talking about how wonderful the enema's feel, was a bit concerning. He said it was calming and relaxing.
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Old 04-12-2008, 01:25 AM   #13
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Old 04-12-2008, 01:30 AM   #14
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