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Old 08-15-2008, 02:07 PM   Topic Starter
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Bathroom Humor
Taking craps in public restrooms can be an enjoyable experience. I thought we should share with each other some restroom literature gracefully written on walls around North America. Please feel free to contribute:


"Here I sit....all broken hearted, tried to shit...but only farted."
"The second time I took a chance, tried to fart yet shit my pants."



"Those who write on shit house walls, roll their shit in little balls."
"Those who read these words of wit, eat those little balls of shit."

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Old 08-15-2008, 02:33 PM   #2
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Above the urinal in our office bathroom is a little sticker about the size of a fortune in a fortune cookie that states, "toilet cameras are for research purpose only" It makes me smile while I piss.
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Old 08-15-2008, 02:36 PM   #3
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Old 08-15-2008, 02:40 PM   #4
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A colleague of my Dad's had a sticky note above the toilet at her house that read:

"My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim would help."
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Old 08-15-2008, 03:11 PM   #5
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A colleague of my Dad's had a sticky note above the toilet at her house that read:

"My aim is to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim would help."
We aim to please, you aim too, please.

If you sprinkle
when you tinkle
be a sweetie
wipe the seatie.
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Old 08-15-2008, 03:14 PM   #6
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sign above urinal: "please don't throw cigarette butts in urinal"
written under sign: "it makes them hard to light"

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Old 08-15-2008, 02:43 PM   #7
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Old 08-15-2008, 02:48 PM   #8
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Old 08-15-2008, 03:03 PM   #9
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that'll wash away that fishy smell."

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Old 08-15-2008, 03:08 PM   #10
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I write these words as an announcer
Inside the tank's a 40 ouncer
By now it should be pretty cold too
Just don't tell seclark I told you

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Old 08-15-2008, 03:10 PM   #11
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Inside the tank's a 40 ouncer
By now it should be pretty cold too
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Old 08-15-2008, 03:11 PM   #12
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Old 08-15-2008, 03:13 PM   #13
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I drew a smilie face on the tip of my dick. That way, if the guy in the next urinal starts chuckling, I know to punch him in the snoot.
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Old 08-15-2008, 06:17 PM   #14
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Set that one on a tee and got away with it...
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Old 08-15-2008, 03:20 PM   #15
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