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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Remind me to say away from those WA girls.
![]() ![]() POULSBO, Wash. - A Poulsbo woman was jailed after being accused of beating up her fiancé at their prenuptial party. Kitsap County sheriff's deputies said the woman's 12-year-old son told her he saw her fiancé kissing one of her women friends early Thursday morning. Deputies said the woman, 31, gave her friends the boot, told her fiancé to leave, too, and then started hitting him in the face. When he left the house, she tackled him football-style, punched him some more, threw his watch into the bushes and broke his glasses, police said. Responding to a 911 call from her son, deputies arrested the woman for investigation of fourth-degree assault. Sheriff's Lt. Kathy Collings said the woman was released from jail later Thursday. There was no word on whether the marriage took place. |
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Learn it. Know it. Live it.
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![]() Wow....what a lovely family that would never be.
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Be Kind To Your Pets
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Fast forward to the honeymoon:
She carries him across the threshold at the Motel Six, throws him down on the bed, sits on his head, rips off her wedding gown and screams: "DO ME GOOD YOU LITTLE HOMO, and you BETTER make me COME HARD!!!" She's probably got a big cast iron skillet at home, too. BTW: Tonya Harding is from Washington State, isn't she? |
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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PLAY GOOD FOOTBALL
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usually hooplah is involved
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Chicks from Walla Walla swalla swalla.
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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Hell Bwana, I'll bet you could take her.
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It's Five O'Clock Somewhere
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Perhaps, but this is the kind of crazy bitch that would whip out a .44 and pop a cap in a guys back. ![]() ![]()
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Mahomes Dynasty
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Seize life. Be an ermine.
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It would've been fun to see them stuff wedding cake into each other's mouths.
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