Football Humor: Cleveland Browns Fans Angst

KCJohnny · 10-10-2008, 09:29 PM

One of the Chaplains from Ohio sent me these... I figured we could relate.

Ohio Law:

The Ohio State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Cleveland .
For the first offense, they give you two Cleveland Browns tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A. The Cleveland Browns.

Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ."

Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.

Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q. What do the Browns and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

**Dartgod** · 10-10-2008, 09:54 PM

I've never heard any of these before. Not one.

**Saulbadguy** · 10-10-2008, 09:58 PM

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10-10-2008, 09:29 PM	Topic Starter
KCJohnny Blind, deceived homer Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Maryland, USA Casino cash: $10004900	Humor: Cleveland Browns Fans Angst One of the Chaplains from Ohio sent me these... I figured we could relate. Ohio Law: The Ohio State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Cleveland . For the first offense, they give you two Cleveland Browns tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Cleveland Browns. Q. What do the Cleveland Browns and Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ." Q. How do you keep a Cleveland Brown out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call a Cleveland Brown with a Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Cleveland Browns and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. How many Cleveland Browns does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody knows and we may never find out! Q. What do the Browns and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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10-10-2008, 09:54 PM	#2
Dartgod Wasted away again... Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: in Margaritaville Casino cash: $3600000	I've never heard any of these before. Not one. __________________ If you shed a tear for me, please make it a tear of joy. -Joe Tracy (Nzoner) . . Last edited by Dartgod; 10-10-2008 at 10:05 PM..
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10-10-2008, 09:58 PM	#3
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