Misc How many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth?

Crush · 02-07-2009, 09:54 PM

Sorry for the misleading thread title, but I had to get you to click on this thread. Now listen up, there is something very hot about women who are dental assistants, dentists, nurses, doctors, etc.. ****, I don't know what it is. I mean a woman with a degree or any medical knowledge is ****ing hot. I admit it. The sweet sweet nectar is ever so sweet on the other side of the fence. You know what I am saying? *wink, wink* *nudge, nudge*

In other words, I love me some women. Now back to your regularly scheduled Chiefs Planet.

DISCLAIMER: If repost, then **** you. The inspiration to this thread is the ****ing dental assistants that work at my regular dental office. ****, they are so ****ing hot.

**DeezNutz** · 02-07-2009, 09:57 PM

The dental assistant where I go is older and not particularly hot.

She likes to flirt with me, however, and I find it terribly uncomfortable when she rests her bosomesesesssss on my head while she cleans my teeth.

Basically, the exact opposite of everything you wrote in the OP.

Crush · 02-07-2009, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

The dental assistant where I go is older and not particularly hot.

She likes to flirt with me, however, and I find it terribly uncomfortable when she rests her bosomesesesssss on my head while she cleans my teeth.

Basically, the exact opposite of everything you wrote in the OP.

That is a shame. Here is some sympathy rep.

**Bearcat** · 02-07-2009, 10:02 PM

You could take three licks of the earth and then bite a chunk off like that owl in those commercials, but I wouldn't recommend doing that to a dental assistant unless you've brushed and flossed.

Crush · 02-07-2009, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Bearcat

You could take three licks of the earth and then bite a chunk off like that owl in those commercials, but I wouldn't recommend doing that to a dental assistant unless you've brushed and flossed.

Agreed.

unothadeal · 02-07-2009, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Crush

That is a shame. Here is some sympathy rep.

Mine's a paraplegic.

Crush · 02-07-2009, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by unothadeal

Mine's a paraplegic.

Sympathy rep.

Frankie · 02-07-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

The dental assistant where I go is older and not particularly hot.

She likes to flirt with me, however, and I find it terribly uncomfortable when she rests her bosomesesesssss on my head while she cleans my teeth.

Basically, the exact opposite of everything you wrote in the OP.

That's not your dental assistant. That's your Dental hygenist. So you are fine.

Crush · 02-07-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

That's not your dental assistant. That's your Dental hygenist. So you are fine.

You get extra rep for posting in this thread twice.

**DeezNutz** · 02-07-2009, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

That's not your dental assistant. That's your Dental hygenist. So you are fine.

Ah. That makes me feel much better.

Will this also make her hotter, cause that would make me feel better, too?

Frankie · 02-07-2009, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by DeezNutz

Ah. That makes me feel much better.

Will this also make her hotter, cause that would make me feel better, too?

Take a couple of drinks before you go for dental cleaning. She'll look hot for sure.

Crush · 02-07-2009, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Frankie

Take a couple of drinks before you go for dental cleaning. She'll look hot for sure.

Also, bring a rubber just in case.

Psyko Tek · 02-07-2009, 10:05 PM

do I find women hot???
yes

I also find water wet
and fire is hot

gotta be the stupidest poll I have seen in a while

hey why not ask if the chiefs are red

Crush · 02-07-2009, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Psyko Tek

do I find women hot???
yes

I also find water wet
and fire is hot

gotta be the stupidest poll I have seen in a while

hey why not ask if the chiefs are red

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Crush · 02-07-2009, 10:06 PM

Let me be frank. The reason for this thread is the fact that I coincidentally met one of these ultra fine dental assistants at a social gathering (a.k.a. party). Who knew the world was so ****ing small? Anyways, she apparently has a boyfriend and he apparently looks like a homo.

Discuss.

View Poll Results: Do you find women with hot?
Yes	8	53.33%
No	1	6.67%
I plead the Fifth.	1	6.67%
Yes, but sometimes my dick gets me in trouble.	2	13.33%
Mandatory Gaz option.	3	20.00%
Voters: 15. You may not vote on this poll

02-07-2009, 09:54 PM	Topic Starter
Crush Amateur Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $2227091	How many licks does it take to get to the center of the earth? Sorry for the misleading thread title, but I had to get you to click on this thread. Now listen up, there is something very hot about women who are dental assistants, dentists, nurses, doctors, etc.. **, I don't know what it is. I mean a woman with a degree or any medical knowledge is *ing hot. I admit it. The sweet sweet nectar is ever so sweet on the other side of the fence. You know what I am saying? wink, wink* nudge, nudge In other words, I love me some women. Now back to your regularly scheduled Chiefs Planet. DISCLAIMER: If repost, then ** you. The inspiration to this thread is the ing dental assistants that work at my regular dental office. , they are so **ing hot.
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02-07-2009, 10:02 PM	#4
Bearcat Would an idiot do that? Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Arizona Casino cash: $-1115069	You could take three licks of the earth and then bite a chunk off like that owl in those commercials, but I wouldn't recommend doing that to a dental assistant unless you've brushed and flossed.
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02-07-2009, 10:05 PM	#13
Psyko Tek special teams Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Mesa AZ Casino cash: $10015665	do I find women hot??? yes I also find water wet and fire is hot gotta be the stupidest poll I have seen in a while hey why not ask if the chiefs are red __________________ Psyko Tek The keyboard has been drinking,
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02-07-2009, 10:06 PM	#15
Crush Amateur Poster Join Date: Mar 2004 Casino cash: $2227091	Let me be frank. The reason for this thread is the fact that I coincidentally met one of these ultra fine dental assistants at a social gathering (a.k.a. party). Who knew the world was so ****ing small? Anyways, she apparently has a boyfriend and he apparently looks like a homo. Discuss.
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