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Old 02-19-2009, 11:31 AM   Topic Starter
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took a 5 pound shit. life feels good.
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:31 AM   #2
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How many courics was it?
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:34 AM   #3
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:34 AM   #4
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:35 AM   #5
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:36 AM   #6
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Did it resemble a frozen turkey?
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:38 AM   #7
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Did it resemble a frozen turkey?
Not really. One part of it, at least 1 foot long in one piece. I thought I was giving birth to a mini Jamal Charles.
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Old 02-19-2009, 01:06 PM   #8
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Not really. One part of it, at least 1 foot long in one piece. I thought I was giving birth to a mini Jamal Charles.
Huh, the first thing I thought of was Cookie Miller, and not a mini version, but I'm in more of a basketball mood at the moment...
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:00 PM   #9
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:01 PM   #10
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:02 PM   #11
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:10 PM   #12
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:02 PM   #13
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:04 PM   #14
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ummm...the guy who took a 5 lb shit. I only let those loose if I've drank a hell of a lot the night before.
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:05 PM   #15
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ummm...the guy who took a 5 lb shit. I only let those loose if I've drank a hell of a lot the night before.
K well since your post was right after mine I wasn't sure. It's all about me ya know.
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